Tuesday thread about Nothing

[freshie247]

[QUOTE=girlski0912]I showered this morning and STILL smell like total ass
My job sucks more and more every day that I walk into the office.
My professor looks like a weasel...pointy nose and all.

If you strapped a tale on him would he go down rat holes for sustenance?

[Spats]

I'm hanging low today. I sat on my junk. Twice.

[snow_slider]

I'm about to head down stairs for a bagel and cream cheese -- plain with scallion cream cheese, no make that cranberry cream cheese.

slider out. (I've been watching too much American Idol)

[Viva]

My dog has this inability to hold still when he takes a dump. He has to walk a little, maybe do a circle or two, leaving mini piles behind in some of the most bizarre patterns imaginable. Now, this can all be quite funny, but I have to clean up afterwards, so it's really not that funny.

[bigsugar]

I'm in Texas right now.

It's warm.

I went surfing on Monday. That was fun.

Texans are shitty drivers.

[LAN]

I worked 16 hours on Monday and still feel half-dead.

Berry berry Kix is the best cereal ever.

I share wsd's affinity for the craigslist furniture section.

I had a dream last night in which: I was bit by a shark, scoober took me on an "alligator swamp cruise," I met Heidi Klum at the gym and the psycho neighbor lady who's obsessed with our dog wouldn't leave me alone. WTF?

[TRock]

Last night on the way home I saw a guy wearing the same CB ski jacket that my mother bought for me almost 20 years. I seriously wonder if he bought it at the goodwill place I donated it to. I tried to use the camera on my cell phone to take a picture of him, but those things don't work very well when you're chasing a stranger down a city street at night.

[yogachik]

it's Wed. I'm hungover and have a terrible headache - am craving a chili cheeseburger. I have to read 10 scripts by tonight in preparation for a meeting tomorrow.

[bigtrubs]

I just sewed tags onto a bunch of my homemade hats. now I'm going mtn biking. bye.

[FollowMe]

I haven't taken a shower since Saturday and need to take one now very badly.

[Dr. Send]

My toque hair looks like a mullet, cuz it's all straight on my forehead but crazy and curly in the back. Maybe I should get it cut.

[AKA]

Kush flies in Friday.


Its gonna be mountain bike weather when he's here.


this is the right thread.

[divegirl]

I'm totally PMSing. I ate like 10 cookies yesterday.

I think I'm going to trim my hair down about 3 inches. (on my noggin!! )

My grandma's turning 85 this weekend. I don't get to ski.

I actually miss cross-country skiing now that I haven't done it but once in the last 2 years.

This post is about completely nothing.

[divegirl]

My dog has this inability to hold still when he takes a dump. He has to walk a little, maybe do a circle or two, leaving mini piles behind in some of the most bizarre patterns imaginable. Now, this can all be quite funny, but I have to clean up afterwards, so it's really not that funny.

Whatever!!! That is SO damn funny!!!
Bwaaaahaahaahhahahahah!

[vote4pedro]

T chong back on that 70's show. fight the man. Big Star rules the world.

[AfroMullet]

My name is Matt and I have a TGR problem.

Me too.
Werd.

[JMO]

Last night on the way home I saw a guy wearing the same CB ski jacket that my mother bought for me almost 20 years. I seriously wonder if he bought it at the goodwill place I donated it to. I tried to use the camera on my cell phone to take a picture of him, but those things don't work very well when you're chasing a stranger down a city street at night.

Dude, that was me and I was trying to ditch you. Stop following me when I put that CB jacket on. You know I can't be seen around you when it's on.

In other news, I have a new job and I work really, really high above the city. I can see everything. The other day, I'm pretty sure I saw Mt. Greylock to my left and Portsmouth, NH to my right. I think on super clear days I'll be able to see Mt. Washington but that could just be total gobleygook.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Kush flies in Friday.


Its gonna be mountain bike weather when he's here.


this is the right thread.

..then come on down and we'll ride.

In Charleston, SC now. This town is cool. Lot's of restaurants and pubs. I'm here because my clients are having us manufacture and put together their new investigational cancer treatment. Pretty cool to be a working part of something that will get shipped off to the clinics next week for investigational trials. Hopefully people will benefit.

[Yossarian]

you need to get in touch with Cornhole. He lived there for 4 years.

[shit sandwich]

I'm growing my fro back Eric Pollard style...right now my lamb chops are so fucking bushy it's great...trying to figure out where I can buy Pabst BR locally?? It's been a great ski season for me this year so far, looking forward to many more days in the mountains...at the same time I can't wait to get away with my wife and daughter for a relaxing week in Santa Barbara in August!!! We need it!!! Go Sonics!!! Migraines suck. When did god become pro-war?? Sarah Jessica Parker is hot! Shane McConkey is THE man...snow is a miracle and skiing makes me very happy...along with climbing Rock Cyn with my daughter who, by the way, is the greatest kid on the planet! I can't even tell you how much I love my kid, she's the queen bee!

[Dr. Send]

I can't even tell you how much I love my kid

You're not joking! That's rad.
(Although I think that may qualify as something)