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    favorite thing/memories about college

    sorry for posting here and not PR but its a lovely day and thinking about good times on friday always helps to kick the weekend off right.
    college is great. i'm sad i will be leaving so soon. i just woke up next to a beautiful woman, skipped class, had breakfast, smoked a bowl, watched catoons, and am getting ready to do it all over again. no responsibility. friday. blue sky. i fucking love it.
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    You missed 'shoot stuff with an air rifle' off the list.

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    Gotta love the wake 'n bake.

    I'd have to say my favorite thing about college was studying my ass off for an engineering degree.

    Certainly miss the parties, women, drugs and the sense of having little to no responsibility.
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    I smoked so much fucking weed in college I don't remember any of it... except for the time I shit my pants in the Buckhorn Bar trying to fart really loud.

    Ahhh, the late 90's.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by vote4pedro
    i just woke up next to a beautiful woman, skipped class, had breakfast, smoked a bowl, watched catoons, and am getting ready to do it all over again. no responsibility. friday.
    Yep I miss that too!

    I also miss playing Broomball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    You missed 'shoot stuff with an air rifle' off the list.

    hell yeah. usually it was whatever poor sap who happened to be walking through the door.

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    fondest college memory

    during my six year college career, i used to take the winter 1/4 off and ski. one season i landed a job flipping burgers at the mid gad. i got canned for blowing off work to ski pow on a big dump. i went to get my last pay check and was told i had to surrender my pass 1st. i kept the pass, skied the rest of the season (all the lifties thought i still worked at the mid gad), surrendered the pass in april and collected my check. im sure technology has all but ruined any chances of anyone getting away with that these days.
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    I majored in THC and minored in PBR at UCSB. Best five-something years of my life I can't remember.
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    Attention college students: Never, EVER, in your life will you be exposed to so much hot, young, single ass as you are every single day in college. For the love of God, take advantage of it.

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    Not having any real responsibilities
    climbing (bouldering) almost every day
    girls girls girls
    the drugs
    the booze
    the shows

    All in all, college was awesome for me.

    [fond memory]
    I worked for the auto shop at CU and on warm days, anytime a call came in for a tow/jump/start on campus we would wait to go up till classes were changing and just drive all over campus wasting time looking at the ladies. B/C we were in the wrecker (the biggest POS loud 82 chevy shortframe 454) we could drive all on the sidewalks and shit. You could also make it backfire at will and we did, all the time. I would also like to stress the level of just how filthy dirty we were during shifts. good times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay
    Attention college students: Never, EVER, in your life will you be exposed to so much hot, young, single ass as you are every single day in college. For the love of God, take advantage of it.
    Attention College Girls: Never, EVER, in your life will you be exposed to so many dicks. For the love of yourself carry mace and watch your drinks.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ
    Attention College Girls: Never, EVER, in your life will you be exposed to so many dicks. For the love of yourself carry mace and watch your drinks.
    Both of you are right on!

    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    I miss:

    catholic high school girls parties
    pimps and ho's parties
    saran wrap parties
    halloween parties
    more grass than a rastafarian glaucoma ward
    not remembering my name half the time
    never buying books
    free concerts on the commons
    intermural sports like football, basketball, floor hockey and ultimate friz
    impromptu ski trips
    drugs
    drugs
    drugs

    I don't miss:

    disgusting living conditions
    horrible food
    being a walking chemical
    being poor
    graduating
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    I miss:

    catholic high school girls parties
    pimps and ho's parties
    saran wrap parties
    halloween parties
    more grass than a rastafarian glaucoma ward
    not remembering my name half the time
    never buying books
    free concerts on the commons
    intermural sports like football, basketball, floor hockey and ultimate friz
    impromptu ski trips
    drugs
    drugs
    drugs

    I don't miss:

    disgusting living conditions
    horrible food
    being a walking chemical
    being poor
    graduating
    Are you sure this isn't still your everyday life? From what I've read at times.........
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Yeah, but no more saranwrap parties and I'm no longer poor.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    Yeah, but no more saranwrap parties and I'm no longer poor.
    yeah... i cant wait till im no longer poor so i can wear something other that saran wrap to parties. people look at me funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    except for the time I shit my pants in the Buckhorn Bar trying to fart really loud......
    This is going to make me laugh all day long.
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    Going to a ski race with the knowledge the only way we could win was to use the 2 kegs loaded into the back of our trucks to get the "mountain school" boys too hung over to race.

    Blowing off said ski race to build a kicker over a road near Boone and giving free beer to any underage kid who could clear it.

    Not letting waitresses clear our table at bars, then taking pictures of the empty booze cups at the end of the evening.

    Meeting some of the best skiers from NC I've ever seen, and taking a trip to Crested Butte with them, which in 5 short years has turned my life, and bank account, upside down.

    Having only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday classes my senior year and blowing all the money I'd saved in the previous year to buy plane tickets out west.

    Having jobs in SLC and Sacramento lines up, only to have them pulled out from under me and being stuck in NC for a bit longer.

    Having friends who were able to line up jobs, and keep them, for free places to crash when skiing out west

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    dont have a favorite thing about college....cept maybe never going to class and skiing all the time and getting kicked out because of it.....and now being a loser

    guess thats a fond memory

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
    dont have a favorite thing about college....cept maybe never going to class and skiing all the time and getting kicked out because of it.....and now being a loser
    For God's sake - you're a Wookie, what do you expect?
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    taking the blue line to chicago's west side with $550 in my shoes, scoring a qp and then riding the train back to campus with a backpack full of weed.

    the rib tips from Hecky's bar b que
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    God i love college......some good stories from you all.....it's been a great post to read after waking up from a 5am night of booze, women and drugs......here is a lil pic of ol' Raps gettin some lovin last night.....(it was right after a keg stand as my eyes show)

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    [whistle]

    We've got a disproportionally hot lady-friend on Raps!!! Post some more pictures of this broad (w/o your mug) so I can review the play further.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Referee
    [whistle]

    We've got a disproportionally hot lady-friend on Raps!!! Post some more pictures of this broad (w/o your mug) so I can review the play further.
    How about a loss of down for drooling!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ
    Attention College Girls: Never, EVER, in your life will you be exposed to so many dicks. For the love of yourself carry mace and watch your drinks.
    Well since KQ added the Buzzkill
    I wont share what I miss, but can tell you macdaddy was my rugby team given nic name & for some dumb reason when I did my Zoolo dance I was saran wrapped, and immersed in a kiddie pool of baby lotion and porno mags, weird!
    Last edited by MacDaddy; 02-25-2005 at 04:14 PM.
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