Wearing my best pair of Bad Idea Jeans...

[Honc]

I played a game of one on one hoops against a guy 6 inches taller than I. The stakes: winner styles the loser's hair, loser wears it Saturday night.

Final score, 6'5 gorilla 11, Honc 7. Using my ConAir hair care set, we set to work giving me a Mr. T-vintage mohawk. My competitor was nice enough to leave me with the #2 all around, so I am not completely bald now. Once I get the pictures uploaded, I am hoping that there might be some room in the maggot calender. Not pretty.

Beer and clippers are roughly as compatible as whiskey and handguns. Everyone's a winner.

[Crinkle]

I dont know which is worse.

Using my ConAir hair care set

or

The stakes: winner styles the loser's hair

damn funny anyway, cant wait to see the pics.

[Plakespear]

Once, after drinking a few too many beers, I decided I needed a haircut. Deciding that my money would be better spent on beer at the Old Main Inn later on that night, I decided NOT to head to Charlies Barber Shop and give myself a hircut instead. Needless to say, I screwed it up pretty bad. One of my fraternity brothers offered to cut it for me. I accepted his offer. However, what I did not know at the time was that he was tripping on acid. Two days later Charlie got my money anyway.

[Viva]

So, how long are you keeping your hair looking this way? WAs it just for Sat. night?

[fez]

I gave a friend of mine a haircut after three of us split a handle of captain morgans. He insisted on seeing the guide on the razor, i showed him, stepped behind him, and promptly removed the guide. I buzzed all the hair off the sides and back of his head, leaving only the top. He was none too impressed and i promised to just use the 1/2" guide on the top, which i did. He kind of looked like Spud from Trainspotting when i was done. He left the next day to go put in some new route in the Winds and spend two days on a wall there. He was one pissed off sunburned dude when he got back to Jackson.

[Honc]

Client meeting this morning prevented me from rocking the 'hawk to work. Boo.
'Hawk was accompanied by black Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet tour shirt sans sleeves and 3 days of muzzy growth.

Doing my part to make Mom proud.

[Steven S. Dallas]

So I didn't wear a condom...but I said, hey, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti?