Ullr can once again suck the balls of everyone in the pac nw

**optics** · 02-22-2005, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

Total hyjak...my bad...Powder11, this quandry is the cause for my confusion at this point. The ONLY flaw that I can find with said NON SKIING BOY is that he doesn't ski...and he doesn't live here but is ready to rectify that small detail and move to Seattle to be with me...BUT HE DOESN'T SKI!!!! Am I being shallow????? I may be dedicating a thread to this issue...

It's pretty fun to introduce someone to skiing, IMO.

My girl of 5 years skied for the first time this year, and she gets it now.

Much harder to find the right person than to show someone how much skiing rocks. Keep him around, he'll learn.

**girlski0912** · 02-23-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by optics

It's pretty fun to introduce someone to skiing, IMO.

My girl of 5 years skied for the first time this year, and she gets it now.

Much harder to find the right person than to show someone how much skiing rocks. Keep him around, he'll learn.

As we speak he is at the airport trying to negotiate a way to extend his ticket so that he can stay here with me for one more week. I am slowly starting to tell myself that getting him into skiing would be a good test of character for me. I have dated skier boys, and with exception of one, they are all goobers who have caused me more headache than a hard night of boozing.
KQ- I am a true skier girl who's priority is to ski, but he seems to get that. He didn't want to come up here this time of year because he didn't want me to not ski. I came home the other day and he had watched all of my ski movies and was reading my Powder...I think he could get it...Plus, he is so damn cute!!!!! And, my mom LOVES him.

Back to the original point of this thread...If one more person comments on how wonderful this beautiful weather is and that all winters should be like this, I will be forced to resort to violence to cope.

**Squirrel99** · 02-23-2005, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

Back to the original point of this thread...If one more person comments on how wonderful this beautiful weather is and that all winters should be like this, I will be forced to resort to violence to cope.

Whatever happened to that offer to give out blow jobs if it started dumping up here?

Oh, and Ullr can lick the salty balls- this weather sucks.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking

Sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't pafer me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby… baby! You just burnt my balls!
Help me my balls are on fire, come on baby, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on me! My balls are burning! O my goodness, blow on them, blow on them, do something!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
Suck on my balls baby,
Suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls!
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)

**girlski0912** · 02-23-2005, 08:48 PM

I am way past blow jobs for snow. Now I would just kill for rain so that the trails get muddy. The summertime version of a powday isn't sounding so bad right now.

**AKA** · 02-24-2005, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

I am way past blow jobs for snow..

Are you sure about that? Ill rent an 18 wheeler and fill it with snow for some lovin.

Im sorry, that was way out of line.

**Squirrel99** · 02-24-2005, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by AKA

Are you sure about that? Ill rent an 18 wheeler and fill it with snow for some lovin.
Im sorry, that was way out of line.

Actually, Girlski was temporarily infatuated with two weatherman in SLC (sorry, RB- it was the 10pm news) that were calling for heavy snow and was ready pony up a bit more than the BJ's - but now I'm getting myself in trouble. I don't feel like getting beat up tonight so I'll shut my hole.

**tonghands** · 02-24-2005, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by girlski0912

Back to the original point of this thread...If one more person comments on how wonderful this beautiful weather is and that all winters should be like this, I will be forced to resort to violence to cope.

[trying desperately to ignore the blowjob comment] Get your kite gear and hit the Gorge, it's been ripping for a week now. Not what any of us were hoping for this winter but make due with what we got. [/trying desperately to ignore the blowjob comment]

**Squirrel99** · 02-24-2005, 06:17 PM

Okay everyone, before the high pressure starts another stranglehold, we've got a small window of opportunity coming up Monday through Wednesday next week. So, This is the time we need to conjure up all those COLD and SNOWY thoughts. Looks as if it will be coming in warm- most importantly need to knock down those temps by at least 5 degrees!

Now, as we said, the forecasting models are still not all in agreement on how and when the dry streak will end, but the general idea is for some light showers to develop on Monday, lingering into Tuesday, with scattered sun breaks in between. Wednesday might actually get a steady rain for a while if one of today's models are correct, with then showers for Thursday. Highs would drop to around 50.

The longer range models are hinting at returning to dry.