Coyote Problem

[philth]

So last night I kept the animals inside and waited for them with My 12 gage slug gun. No intention on killing em, just scare the shit out of them. Never saw them but heard some off in the distance. I get up this morning and find a steaming pile of coyote scat in the middle of the driveway 20ft from the front door. Those cagey shits are fucking with me!

[iceman]

suck it in jeans...

review the gun laws, and your god bloombergs fcked up liberal agenda.

hump.

"My god Bloomberg"????

You are fucking retarded. Sit down and shut up, moron.

[hutash]

So last night I kept the animals inside and waited for them with My 12 gage slug gun. No intention on killing em, just scare the shit out of them. Never saw them but heard some off in the distance. I get up this morning and find a steaming pile of coyote scat in the middle of the driveway 20ft from the front door. Those cagey shits are fucking with me!

Coyote- 1

philth- 0

This is going to get ugly

[MarcusBrody]

suck it in jeans...

review the gun laws, and your god bloombergs fcked up liberal agenda.

hump.

From the wikipedia article on NY state gun laws:

Rifles and shotguns do not have to be registered in any jurisdiction within New York State except for New York City.

[MarcusBrody]

So last night I kept the animals inside and waited for them with My 12 gage slug gun. No intention on killing em, just scare the shit out of them. Never saw them but heard some off in the distance. I get up this morning and find a steaming pile of coyote scat in the middle of the driveway 20ft from the front door. Those cagey shits are fucking with me!

Wow, scaring them with 12 gauge slugs. I'd hate to see what you use when you want to kill something.

[warthog]

Fire with Fire!!!

[warthog]

From the wikipedia article on NY state gun laws:

Blatant- have you even been to NY State? It is probably 70-90% deep ass woods.
NYC and the surrounding area might make up a lot of the state's population, but the rest of the state is fucking backwoods as you can get.

I used to drive from CT to Olean,NY to get to college. 7 hours, 2 or 3 states, depending how I went. NY is almost all woods man.

[Kim Jong-un]

The coyote fired the first salvo. Philth now needs to shit outside the coyote's den and urinate on a nearby birch tree.

[iceman]

Ya know, when I see one of those things I just have to laugh.

[skiballs]

^Are you laughing at it or with it ?

[Jer]

[DeathVan]

So last night I kept the animals inside and waited for them with My 12 gage slug gun. No intention on killing em, just scare the shit out of them. Never saw them but heard some off in the distance. I get up this morning and find a steaming pile of coyote scat in the middle of the driveway 20ft from the front door. Those cagey shits are fucking with me!

Ya sure it was a Kai-yote?
-this dude's been known to drop a load of scat


Q: How are you folks pronouncing "Coyote"?
-could be the reason they're pissed

[Jer]

^^^^^Guy who owns the gas pump in Copper Harbor has a hat like that. I think a parka as well.

shoot the fuckers, with something big enough to kill them.

hang the bodies on some posts at the perimeter of your property. serves as a good "fuck you" to the rest of them, and lets them know what happens if they decide to wander into the area.

This is actually pretty effective with humans. Not so sure coyotes would get the hint tho.

[jgb@etree]

Not too mention in NY it's illegal to fckn possess a slingshot OR any sort of fire arm to protect yourself, your property or family...which is bullshit considering NY is a very woodsy and beautifully wonder "outback" state....for an east coast state.

review the gun laws, and your god bloombergs fcked up liberal agenda.

You should probably go ahead and review the gun laws yourself because you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. NYC's insane gun laws apply to NYC and NYC alone. The rest of the state has far less restrictive laws, and New York is a pretty big state.

No permit is required for the purchase of a rifle or shotgun (except in New York City).

A license to carry or posses a pistol or revolver is required to purchase a handgun. (See HANDGUNSPOSSESSION and CARRY) Elsewhere than the City of New York, a person licensed to carry or possess a pistol or revolver may apply at any time to the licensing officer in the county of their residence for amendment of his or her license to include one or more such handguns or to cancel a handgun held under the license.

[stuckathuntermtn]

How the fuck does a cute wittle alpaca keep coyotes/dogs/wolves away? That doesn't make sense. They're way to cute and dorky looking to not make easy prey.

Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.

[hutash]

They spit some nasty shit.

[plugboots]

I always love anthropomorphism. Yes the coyotes will be scared off by their dead brethren.

Dumbass.

[jamesp]

alpacas & donkeys are territorial & aggressive. Don't fk with them. People have been using them to guard flocks of sheep etc for centuries for good reason.

[stuckathuntermtn]

I always love anthropomorphism. Yes the coyotes will be scared off by their dead brethren.

Dumbass.

That can actually work. It's not anthropomorphism at all. Animals recognizing other dead animals of the same kind and staying away is called survival.

My parents had a house in upstate New York. Couldn't keep the squirrels away from the feeder. Shot 1. Squirrels stayed away from the feeder.
This woodchuck fucking learned their schedule, and hid on the weekends, coming out during the week to reek havoc on the garden. A 3-day weekend was a dead woodchuck.
That was about 25 years ago, and probably the last time my dad killed anything. But still. If rodents can learn that shit, coyotes can too. Duck and goose decoys bring in ducks and geese, and fake dead Canadian geese on a new field can keep you from having a new shit covered field (seen it work). Of course, some animals will eat anything dead.

And I'm sure an alpaca is a real mach for a Northern Rockies wolf.

[ashmgee]

And I'm sure an alpaca is a real mach for a Northern Rockies wolf.

singular wolf wouldn't fuck with an alpaca. Pack, depending on starvation level would.

[powder11]

just kill one, put em on a spit rotisserie and feed it to the cat at the end of the driveway

[Crass3000]

The coyotes in the NE are supposted to be stronger becaue they have inter bred with the wolves.

[jamesp]

And I'm sure an alpaca is a real mach for a Northern Rockies wolf.

Well then maybe you can explain why people have been using them to guard flocks for hundreds of years...

[iceman]

The coyotes in the NE are supposted to be stronger becaue they have inter bred with the wolves.

They definitely run bigger than true western coyotes, supposedly they have interbred with both dogs and wolves on their way east.

edit: guy has a terrible pun in the wiki, saying that eastern coyotes have bred with both dogs and wolves, producing "a big canis soupus." BOO!!

Intersting also that it says wolves are of Eurasian origin, i.e. they emigrated here at some point, while Coyotes originated in North America. The Coyotes are the homeboys! USA! USA! USA!

[philth]

just kill one, put em on a spit rotisserie and feed it to the cat at the end of the driveway

Ha. An option my cat would enjoy.