I had a physical today.
...should have been skiing blower with the rest of the Utards.
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Thread: Mooon Riv-er
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02-15-2005, 05:53 PM #1
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Mooon Riv-er
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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02-15-2005, 06:18 PM #2
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It only becomes a problem when you "want" a 2nd opinion
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02-15-2005, 11:37 PM #3
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and have another pant zipper installed.
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02-16-2005, 10:05 AM #4
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Is a second opinion from a Proctologist the act of using two fingers?
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02-16-2005, 08:40 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Keoni
What's scary is when you realize that you can SEE BOTH OF HIS HANDS
ADD and damn proud of it.
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02-17-2005, 12:27 PM #6
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did you get milked?
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02-17-2005, 12:30 PM #7
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Or if you ask for a reach around... Originally Posted by Spicoli
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-19-2005, 12:03 AM #8
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Old joke . . . .
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Poki-MonA human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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