North Korea Says It Has Nuclear Weapons and Rejects Talks

**Big E** · 02-11-2005, 11:22 AM

As much as I disagree with a lot of what the US govt has done recently, engaging in discussions with N. Korea and not including China, Japan, and Russia would be a huge mistake. Most of the world already thinks we're a big bully, no need to give them more examples.

**Ripzalot** · 02-11-2005, 11:27 AM

U.N. 'Pre-bukes' U.S. Over North Korean Nukes

(2005-02-10) -- The United Nations Security Council, in the wake of North Korea's admission that it has nuclear weapons, has passed a resolution "pre-buking" the Bush administration for whatever action it might take against the communist dictatorship.

"When we learned of nuclear weapons in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), we immediately feared a U.S. response," said Secretary-General Kofi Annan. "By pre-buking the U.S., the Security Council demonstrates solidarity with the future victims of the American military occupation."

Meanwhile, Democrats in Congress have introduced a resolution condemning President George Bush in advance for "misleading us into conflict with North Korea simply because it's a nuclear-equipped Stalinist regime which has threatened to turn America into a lake of fire."

**TeleAl** · 02-11-2005, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Ripzalot

U.N. 'Pre-bukes' U.S. Over North Korean Nukes

(2005-02-10) -- The United Nations Security Council, in the wake of North Korea's admission that it has nuclear weapons, has passed a resolution "pre-buking" the Bush administration for whatever action it might take against the communist dictatorship.

"When we learned of nuclear weapons in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), we immediately feared a U.S. response," said Secretary-General Kofi Annan. "By pre-buking the U.S., the Security Council demonstrates solidarity with the future victims of the American military occupation."

Meanwhile, Democrats in Congress have introduced a resolution condemning President George Bush in advance for "misleading us into conflict with North Korea simply because it's a nuclear-equipped Stalinist regime which has threatened to turn America into a lake of fire."

Source please?
Please let me know who is trying to instill fear in me this time.
And a few details would not hurt either. I see quotes, but no one's name attached to them.
Hell, it could have been me that said all of this.

North Korea. What a joke. A true American threat, I think not.
But, let's make sure we hate the UN, because they are the fault of all the US' international problems.

**mr_gyptian** · 02-11-2005, 12:14 PM

scrappleface or the onion?

is pre-buke short for pre-emptive bukkake?

**irul&ublo** · 02-11-2005, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by TeleAl

Source please?
Please let me know who is trying to instill fear in me this time.
And a few details would not hurt either. I see quotes, but no one's name attached to them.
Hell, it could have been me that said all of this.

North Korea. What a joke. A true American threat, I think not.
But, let's make sure we hate the UN, because they are the fault of all the US' international problems.

Jeezus H. Christ...I've heard the Swiss are humorless, but I didn't know they were stupid.

ITS SATIRE, BIATCH!!!!!!

**Big E** · 02-11-2005, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

is pre-buke short for pre-emptive bukkake?

Baahahahaha... Good one.

**slippy** · 02-11-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by thephatkid

the whole world is going to hell and frankly im afraid for the future generations of mankind assuming that there will be future generations
so i just say fuck it smoke a bowl and go out and make some turns because no matter how much we dont like whats going on there really isnt so much that we can do to stop it
so we should just try to have fun while there is still fun to have

Don't give up so easy. It's not significantly worse today than it has been in the past thousands of years. Keep things in perspective and then enjoy a bowl and go ski. Man vs Man issues have been around forever unfortunately. And hopefully technology and other things will help solve or reduce the modern day environmental problems.

**Ripzalot** · 02-11-2005, 02:46 PM

Bush Calls N. Korea Nuke Revelation 'Time Saver'

(2003-04-25) -- U.S. President George Bush said North Korea's announcement that it had nuclear weapons and might test them was "a real time saver."

"I want to thank Kim Jong Il," said Mr. Bush. "We could have spent months, even years, going through the U.N. Security Council just trying to find out if they had nuculer weapons. Now, we can move directly to step two, which is 'Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up.'"

The President said the Pentagon has already assembled a location list of giant statues of Mr. Kim and he's willing to invest up to $100 billion to knock them down.

Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-MO, and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said they'll introduce legislation to topple the statues for half of that sum, and use the savings to create a government run universal health care system.

p.s. bwaaahahahaha!

**mr_gyptian** · 02-11-2005, 02:58 PM

Rip,

the first was funny, but the second is just downright mean. ease up on your fellow countrymen.

**Ripzalot** · 02-12-2005, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

Rip,

the first was funny, but the second is just downright mean. ease up on your fellow countrymen.

it's ok. he's a good sport. he's just new to this internet thang.

btw, don't confuse us with being swiss. i am definitely american. yeeeehaw!

**TeleAl** · 02-12-2005, 05:06 AM

Originally Posted by Ripzalot

it's ok. he's a good sport. he's just new to this internet thang.

btw, don't confuse us with being swiss. i am definitely american. yeeeehaw!

I just don't get the Dave Barry type of humor.
This is not the first time, I've missed it before too.
I simply do not find it funny. Never did.

I know Ripz, and I know he is a right wing neo-con distributing all types of conservative war mongering propaganda
in the name of safety for the world, even if it means a war or two or three...

Ripz knows that I am a left wing pinko commie who believes in an economic system
where capitalism and socialism thrive side by side.
And, where the military stays the fuck home. Welcome to Suisse.

BTW, I am not Swiss. I'm an ex-Pat American that does not pay for all the
military bullshit that the US seems to think is so important.
My tax francs subsidize my season ski pass,
and the Swiss military makes great roads for me bicycle on in the summer.

**mr_gyptian** · 02-12-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by TeleAl

I just don't get the Dave Barry type of humor.
This is not the first time, I've missed it before too.
I simply do not find it funny. Never did.

I know Ripz, and I know he is a right wing neo-con distributing all types of conservative war mongering propaganda
in the name of safety for the world, even if it means a war or two or three...

Ripz knows that I am a left wing pinko commie who believes in an economic system
where capitalism and socialism thrive side by side.
And, where the military stays the fuck home. Welcome to Suisse.

BTW, I am not Swiss. I'm an ex-Pat American that does not pay for all the
military bullshit that the US seems to think is so important.
My tax francs subsidize my season ski pass,
and the Swiss military makes great roads for me bicycle on in the summer.

Why buy the cow? milk don't cost nuthin'

**Ripzalot** · 02-12-2005, 03:27 PM

[QUOTE=TeleAl]I know Ripz, and I know he is a right wing neo-con distributing all types of conservative war mongering propaganda
in the name of safety for the world, even if it means a war or two or three...
QUOTE]

gosh, do ya really think so?

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