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[vdRONdripper]

Flappy they don't have enough Koolaid for you at the T-bar.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Unban greg, that shit is funny when I'm drunk. No, not really.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Unban greg, that shit is funny when I'm drunk. No, not really.

You know who's not funny when drunk?

You.

I was under the impression Greg self-ban'd himself, due to all of us jumping on his Dick and giving up the joke every time he post

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[BigDaddy]

at the special activities area just above the trigger snow making pond.
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Ha, this was a real area... skied there a few times in the 70's.

Post-avi, slopes would be completely cleaned of snow.... scary shit:

[AlpineZone]

Hi maggots, jongs and lurkers alike! Can you believe it's been over TEN YEARS since we launched our website and this thread was started? It seems like yesterday! If you are weary of this lethargic and geriatric TGR website and are looking for a state-of-the-art snowriding forum, I would like to open wide our cyber-gate to you to so you can "start fresh" at our friendly forums. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. If you are weary of all the foolishness and yearn for some intellectually stimulating mountain sport discourse, then come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and Newschoolers, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

[shafty85]

Superior bandwidth AND response times? Wow! How was I not aware of this earlier in my life?!?!? If only I had know of this 11 years ago! But, alas, it was not meant to be. For the rest of my mortal life, I appear doomed to miss out on the intellectually stimulating commentary and fun, but responsible, snow riding. Plus, I only post under aliases, so I can only assume that would cause nothing but issues within the community - something I never try to be party to. Plus, I don't speak German. Sorry, Greg, but I believe I am unworthy of such an offer.

[Bromontana]

Is bootlicking tolerated at this alleged safe haven??? Will you have posters on hand to help me transition into the field of cannabinoid procurement and disbursal?

[Benny Profane]

Ha. He thinks we're all a bunch of "newschoolers". So 2002.

[TomCrac]

Ya know, after learning last week that skiing is pointless/useless, maybe there is an answer over at alpinezone.

[Harry]

Does AlpineZone have The Stash ?

What about a floating toolbar all over the top of the screen ?

Greg might have a point.

[The SnowShow]

Greg, do you have kids? Are you happy?

[54-46]

Do alpine zone members get to ride the red skis?

[levy1]

I just joined and I was surprised at the cursing and use of gay words. I am a straight male. I do not know why the forum permits it. Doesn't feel good to read it. Quite a few immature posters.
Flame with your best if you feel the need,

[mall walker]

I just joined and I was surprised at the cursing and use of gay words. I am a straight male. I do not know why the forum permits it. Doesn't feel good to read it. Quite a few immature posters.
Flame with your best if you feel the need,

I am sorry for your suffering

[geodork]

Hi maggots, jongs and lurkers alike! Can you believe it's been over TEN YEARS since we launched our website and this thread was started? It seems like yesterday! If you are weary of this lethargic and geriatric TGR website and are looking for a state-of-the-art snowriding forum, I would like to open wide our cyber-gate to you to so you can "start fresh" at our friendly forums. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. If you are weary of all the foolishness and yearn for some intellectually stimulating mountain sport discourse, then come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and Newschoolers, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

I would like to formally request a sponsorship. I am 31 years old, I have grown a respectable mustache, and I can ski black diamonds. In exchange, I will post on your bulletin board system. Some examples of the quality content I can deliver: "Nice photos!", "I love to ski", "I like to be respectful while having clean fun with friends and strangers alike." As you can see, there is never a dull moment when I am around, within reason.

Thank you for your consideration.

[El Chupacabra]

Greg - does Alpinezone have forums for those of us who like to partake in -- shall we say -- "alternative" lifestyles?


















I am of course referring to the manliest of sporting activities.






















In which we wear tight pants and prance about with red blankets.
























And sometimes take it up the ass.

[Danno]

He shoots, he scores!

[TomCrac]

[bendtheski]

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I just joined and I was surprised at the cursing and use of gay words. I am a straight male. I do not know why the forum permits it. Doesn't feel good to read it. Quite a few immature posters.
Flame with your best if you feel the need,

Why do you have to tell us you're straight? Nobody cares....Homophobe much, fag?




;-)

[old goat]

I just joined and I was surprised at the cursing and use of gay words. I am a straight male. I do not know why the forum permits it. Doesn't feel good to read it. Quite a few immature posters.
Flame with your best if you feel the need,

Actually, most of us are quite mature and just pretending to be immature. And what are gay words? You mean words like "mauve" and "chartreuse"? Isn't that stereotyping? You should be ashamed. I hope the mods ban you.

[Meadow Skipper]

... And what are gay words? You mean words like "mauve" and "chartreuse"? ...

"Telemark" and "bootfitter"?

[philth]

"Telemark" and "bootfitter"?

Thats funny. ftw

[geodork]

I was surprised at the cursing and use of gay words.

Flame with your best if you feel the need,

hmmm

[::: :::]

Dunfee, how about an AMA with Greg?