2013 Season predictions.

[homebrewd]

Fuck the weatherman...

I want your predictions for this season in your area.

[hawkgt]

and

[Hott Butt Mud]

A strong flow of poon from CU Boulder will infiltrate the Summit County region once again.

Someone will ask how to get to Chad's Gap and which LCC resort is better.

PNW will get some rain.

Jackson will get a few new bro brahs in town who will try their hardest to get in with the TGR boys.

An East Coaster will ask about coming to Vail on vacation and wonder how to ski East Vail.

Overall, it will snow in all the usual places. I think everyone is hoping for at least an average season.

[ass-to-mouth]

superblurredtacochronicles will win an oscar.

[pappag]

The number of conditions threads will multiply from 347 to 965, 18 of which will be located in the Caribbean islands.

[XXX-er]

everyday will be a great day to be skiing

[Name Redacted]

superblurredtacochronicles will win an oscar.

For a documentary where Blurred gets stuck in a tree while speedflying and has to saw off his own arm to escape then returns to his home to defend it from a wildfire with a garden hose.

[montanaskier]

it'll be an average year which because of last year, will seem like teh uber deepness. I will be butthurt at some point over lack of constant snow and cold temps.

[Name Redacted]

But how's Bama gonna do?

[Brahmontoya]

The jong that has the most fun will have the best season

[montanaskier]

But how's Bama gonna do?

quite well!

[Name Redacted]

I guess that is "average" for them so we can hope for an "average" snow season.

[ass-to-mouth]

For a documentary where Blurred gets stuck in a tree while speedflying and has to saw off his own arm to escape then returns to his home to defend it from a wildfire with a garden hose.

A true artist suffers for their art.

[BrianH]

The RAMJAC Corporation will start it's super sekrit cloud seeding operation over certain select mountain ranges where it operates resorts through shell company sham fronts. Intrawest will try and corner the market on silver iodide, spawning years of litigation, gonads and strife.

For two hours after last chair on any day of a big dump, the closest bar will be The Happiest Place on Earth.

[Trace Hardslab]

Windy for sure.

[Crampedon]

It's gonna fucking dump.

Early season will have the locals hiking for turns with big stupid grins and posting trip reports of face shots and fresh tracks.

In colorado on November there will be storm after storm of dense wet snow that build up a super stable layer to 60" by decemember 5th.

Every ten days from there on out it will get cold and dump on sunday nights, closing passes and tunnels and the folks and the other side will enjoy quik lift lines with lots of pole-wacking up high, down low and powder fever will keep everyone in a great mood.

Snow will fly, Stoke will flow

[sb]

Periods of light followed by periods of darkness.

[Hugh Conway]

someone will move to a mountain town and become a "local" in a week

[Buster Highmen]

It will be teh scuk in the PNW this year. Head for Taos.

[Steven S. Dallas]

A fight in the Collins lift line will lead to TGR's first-ever murder for hire Gear Swap thread.

[Ripzalot]

judging by the berry growth along the roads, the alps are gonna dump again this season. (as i was told by a "real" local)

[spook]

1. snow will soothe post-election bullshit overload (unless you will be ignoring it, like me).

2. the world will not end on dec. 21, 2012 ( but just in case, ii will be riding mt. hood dec. 20-22).

[neckdeep]

Ocean temps are consistently rising, atmospheric patterns beginning to switch from ENSO neutral to Nino. Climate models are mostly in unison. NOAA released its latest prediction today: weak to moderate strength El Nino for winter '12-'13. My predictions: the Tetons get only 300 to 400 inches of snow, several really huge storm systems will hammer the Cascades and Sierras but fizzle out before any snow gets inland to the Tetons and this year the Tetons won't be the only place in the lower 48 with good snow for the xmas holidays. We had very good water years for 5 out of the last 7 winters and that's about as good as it gets around here. We are due for some drought and it feels like it is here already. So far this summer, the Tetons have had barely two inches of rain over the last two months. That would make for about 25-30 inches of snow spread over 60 days......

[F.D.V.]

There will be an ongoing thread during uber dumps regarding the closure status on Wolf Creek.

Blurred will finally admit who he really is.

[Sluffy]

1200"

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