Taking a dump w/ all your ski shit on- any tips?

[OldLarry]

I mean- I avoid it at all costs, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

[truth]

Don't fall in.

[Barnballs]

Try using the cans located outside of main lodges..like at mid-stations or at the top of the hill...they tend to be more ventilated, cooler..and less trafficed. Also, most resorts have installed appurtenances to assists in your clothing removal...glove shelves, jacket/hat hooks etc...

[Aldo]

Drive home, you're close enough.

[OldLarry]

Oh yeah sure the little baskets and all, I still just think it sucks when your long johns are all bunched up on top of your boots and your sweating one out!

PS- noth really looking for answers, just think it's a funny topic. After all, the bost humour is bathroom related..

[OldLarry]

Originally posted by Aldo
Drive home, you're close enough.

<stalker>

Hey- you know anything about the laws regarding shooting trap up there? Did it in the back yard a few weeks ago w/ no troubles, but I don't neccessarily want the law showing up on my door either..

[road trip]

It's all about full leg extension. Don't bend at the knees. Don't keep your feet flat on the ground... think "lounging".

[Benny Profane]

Patagucci drop seat pants.

[Aldo]

I think you'll find that you have to work really hard to earn a visit from the local authorities up there. Everyone I know up there has a trap rig in their field. I think the local game warden lives right up near you. They keep a very close eye on all of the crops if you follow.

[OldLarry]

Originally posted by Aldo
I think you'll find that you have to work really hard to earn a visit from the local authorities up there. Everyone I know up there has a trap rig in their field. I think the local game warden lives right up near you. They keep a very close eye on all of the crops if you follow.

I follow you. Would be surprised if there weren't a few gardening enthusiasts in the hood. I think you're right about the game warden- he stopped by one day asking if we'd seen an injured fawn..nice guy actually.

PS- the wife is scared to death of Stoddards. You can almost hear the banjos playing in her hear when she walks in ! I think she'd feel safer on 189th st...

[Aldo]

Yeah, the old injured fawn line. Riiiiiiiight, he was just checking you out. hahaha.

Stoddards, ayuh!
Notice the old gas pump outside the door?
" Get free gas, eat at Stoddards"

[OldLarry]

Originally posted by Aldo
Yeah, the old injured fawn line. Riiiiiiiight, he was just checking you out. hahaha.

Stoddards, ayuh!
Notice the old gas pump outside the door?
" Get free gas, eat at Stoddards"

hilarious. What's he think I bought a house in VT to start poaching?? Or was he checking to see if I might be a gardener?

[board]

couple years ago I took a coffee induced dump in Loveland's parking lot that was so impressive we took a pic of it ! I was proud

[rightcoast]

Stoddards is a trip for sure. usually stop in there for a sixer on the way home from k-mart.

[Aldo]

Never know what those flatlanders are up to, especially that have to ask how to take a dump in ski clothes....

[OldLarry]

Originally posted by Aldo
Never know what those flatlanders are up to, especially that have to ask how to take a dump in ski clothes....

But I wear Carhartt pants..that doesn't counter the NY plates on my car?? (sarcasm)..

[Mott the Hoople]

Depends

[DaveTV]

I can't believe this topic - and I can't believe I actually READ it!