Ruth Todd was excused from KSL before the Olympics . . . . scandal about her bumpin' uglies with some beater in the armed forces.
I sent the following email last night:
Dear Mr. Eubank,
Several [maggots] I know, myself included, found your incredulous response to someone skiing from the top of Timponogos to be quite the overreaction. Granted, conditions in the back country can be very dangerous, as illustrated by the recent death of Shane Maixner near The Canyons; but, it is not wholly uncommon for skiers to hike or
skin - rather than helicopter - to the top of our mountains for the sheer joy of skiing where others rarely go.
I think you missed the mark on this story. (No pun intended.)
Sincerely,
IG
Salt Lake City
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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