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Thread: Maggot tracks on Timponogos, are they yours???

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    Did I forget to mention that I am 26 feet tall???

    Shit! I always prided myself on knowing which one was the "real" summit, I am so pissed at the Sundance Shamans right now it isn't even funny.

    Wait, isn't that Kelsey guy gay? Those shorts are a little short, if you know what I mean. Oh I also recently found out that the whole Richard Gere gerbalizing incident is a hoax. Lately I have been wondering if the world is really round.

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    Originally posted by Air Force Beater:
    Plus Robert Redford is a gay enviromentalist that owns a ski resort, an oxymoron.
    I thought that fag was "fleeing the country" after Bush was re-elected.

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    No he's in my room right now, but I make him hide under my sink when I leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    that might be the sickest looking peak I've ever seen
    dont you live in alaska?

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    I just emailed KSL news and 'informed' them of the days events, and how off base their report was.

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    Is Ruth Todd still there? Did you let them know that even though she is older, I would still hit it?
    Last edited by Air Force Beater; 02-06-2005 at 10:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Force Beater
    Is Ruth Todd still there? Did you let them know that she is older I would still hit it?

    Don't know. Maybe you should email them and check it out.

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    Ruth Todd was excused from KSL before the Olympics . . . . scandal about her bumpin' uglies with some beater in the armed forces.

    I sent the following email last night:
    Dear Mr. Eubank,

    Several [maggots] I know, myself included, found your incredulous response to someone skiing from the top of Timponogos to be quite the overreaction. Granted, conditions in the back country can be very dangerous, as illustrated by the recent death of Shane Maixner near The Canyons; but, it is not wholly uncommon for skiers to hike or skin - rather than helicopter - to the top of our mountains for the sheer joy of skiing where others rarely go.

    I think you missed the mark on this story. (No pun intended.)

    Sincerely,

    IG
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    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    Just now taking a look at this, but on the link above (which is now the weather on 2/5 rather than 2/4) does he say "7 to 14 FEET (of snow) between about 5500 and 7000 feet" at around 52 seconds? If his forecast is right the summit is obviously in the wrong place.

    Wish I had seen the tracks described above, guess I'll have to check out Ttips.
    Last edited by teledave; 02-07-2005 at 10:35 AM.
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    ^^^

    ksl is back at it. they are gonna talk about skiing off the west face of timp in a few minutes. lets see what they have to say this time.

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    ah, nice for the media to admit they have their thumbs up their asses sometimes. present company excluded, rb. we like your style.

    congrats to matt for getting his tr on ksl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Force Beater
    Is Ruth Todd still there? Did you let them know that even though she is older, I would still hit it?
    Dude you can have Ruth Todd, prolly get sloppy seconds after Randall Carlise gets off of her...I've got dibs on Samantha Hayes on KSL...damnnnnn!!!!
    oh so i guess i'm the asshole!

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    I guess they rehashed and aired their story again with more accurate details.

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    Mark Eubank's response to my email

    Unlike so many other people that might not respond to an email criticizing their work, Mark Eubank - the weatherman from KSL TV - sent me the following reply:
    IG,

    Skiing down such a steep slope when there were small avalanche
    runs visible in the picture seemed foolhardy to me. After receiving
    your email I checked with Bruce Tremper at the Avalanche center and he
    informed me (as you did) that the conditions that day were reasonable
    for skiing! I apologize for my overreaction and I have learned
    something I hadn't known in my 38 years of living here. Apparently
    people ski off the peaks quite often and if they pick the right time it
    is quite safe.

    Thanks for taking the time to set me straight.

    Mark
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    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    That is fairly uncommon…for the media to admit a mistake. Kudos to Mark!

    Next week’s lesson for Mark, the difference between “surface sluff” and an actual avalanche.
    so many mountains...so little time

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    Quote Originally Posted by shit sandwich
    ...I've got dibs on Samantha Hayes on KSL...damnnnnn!!!!
    oh sammy...she's a hottie.

    As for Mark E, class act that Mark is. I dig the white jacket. RB, you've got to get yourself some snow steeze like Mark E.
    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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    Quote Originally Posted by powstash
    RB, you've got to get yourself some snow steeze like Mark E.
    RB just needs a doghouse to sit on, some real ears, a cape and some super cool old schoolie leather googles

    hell, I'd even settle for seeing him break out a snorkel on TV anytime we are supposed to get over a foot
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    You guys should have seen my halloween costume from a few years back; I went as Eubank on a snow day - scored a SWEET all white suit at DI and hit the town...

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    I knew Eubanks had steeze. Nice that he was able to reply with such a reasonable response.

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