Zipper on pance stuck: force it and risk breaking it altogether or?

[OldLarry]

and, not, the frank is not above the beans. Can wriggle my arse out of them, which I did for my morning constitutional, but peeing with my pants around my ankles at the urinal might strike some as a little odd...

PS- the zipper is not caught on fabric or anything- can't figure out what's wrong...

[sidewall]

this is an all time classic thread .

[flatlander#2]

Third floor problem.

[flatlander#2]

I was boozed up, walk into bathroom and end up at the urinal next to a buddy, shorts to ankles hollering I have a very wide stance.

[flatlander#2]

Are you wearing your parachute pants?

[flatlander#2]

Hot pants! hey! hot pants smokin?!
Hot pants make ya sure of yourself -good Lord
You walk like you got the only lovin? left hey
So brother- if you?re thinkin? of loosin? that feelin?
Then don?t- ha
Cause a woman got to use what she got
To get just what she wants hey!
Hey hotpants
A-look a-hot pants won?t make ya dance
But as slick as you are-ah! YOU make the pants
Uh! hey brother- do ya like it?
The girl over there with the funky pants on ha!
She can ah! do the chicken all night long
The girl over there with the hot pants on uh!
She can do the Funky Broadway all night long

[flatlander#2]

Whos that knocking on my door
Its gotta be a quarter to four
Is it you again coming round for more
Well you can love me tonight if you want
But in the morning make sure you're gone
Im talkin to you
Hot legs, wearing me out
Hot legs, you can scream and shout
Hot legs, are you still in school
I love you honey

[MotherFucker]

This didn't happen to go down in a Wal-Mart bathroom, did it?

[OldLarry]

ah, no, not wal-mart. Bathroom on the 29th floor of a large, faceless, corporate entity. First time sporting these since last summer. Think maybe the dry cleaners effed them up some how.

Does WD-40 stain? Could I mask the wd-40 stain with ketchup?

[that dude who did that thing]

Zipper needs lube. I recommend you use your lunch break to go find a bottle of astroglide, then sit at your desk applying it to your crotch. Make sure someone from HR is present.

[OldLarry]

Zipper needs lube. I recommend you use your lunch break to go find a bottle of astroglide, then sit at your desk applying it to your crotch. Make sure someone from HR is present.

People already comment about how much bigger my right arm is than my left. I just tell them I play a lot of tennis.

[toast2266]

We need to know what kind of zipper it is. YKK or some generic crap?

[userA]

don't be such a cheap bastard and just pony up the coin and purchase a new pair for this summer.
bf

[systemoverblow'd]

Aghh, the perks of being able to wear board shorts to work. My only urinal concern is the dude next to me splashing my flip-flopped feet.

[Steven S. Dallas]

I've been lobbying for some time for the adoption of this alternative spelling to "pants." Finally, someone who gets it.

[gatorboy]

[scotia]

only mayo masks wd40 stains on wool-blend pants. sort it out larry

[El Chupacabra]

Pance-off-dance-off?

[Steven S. Dallas]

only mayo masks wd40 stains on wool-blend pants. sort it out larry

I'm guessing OL is rolling some reds today (they're not Nantucket reds unless they come from Murray's Toggery, which have more of a watered-down bloody mary shade).

[OldLarry]

I'm guessing OL is rolling some reds today (they're not Nantucket reds unless they come from Murray's Toggery, which have more of a watered-down bloody mary shade).

Close- can no longer squeeze into mine, ha ha. Seersucker, my friend. The fabric of the Raj-

[Steven S. Dallas]

Murray's stuff is very slim-cut.

I'm picking up the new 'sucker from the tailor today, as a matter of fact.

[jfost]

TECH TALK JONG!!!

also, is it stuck up or down - you didn't specify...

[OldLarry]

it is stuck UP. I have been purposely dehydrating myself to avoid an emergency situation in the mens but just ate a gyro. Uh- oh...

[jfost]

it is stuck UP. I have been purposely dehydrating myself to avoid an emergency situation in the mens but just ate a gyro. Uh- oh...

ok. you DID say "wriggle my arse out of them..." but that didn't necessarily mean the zipper was up or down. Thanks for the clarification.

are the bell-bottoms wide enough to get your schlong out from the bottom? Doesn't help #2 but at least you can drink again...

[Parvo]

Just leave it down, then when someone says "hey, your fly is open" tell them, "I'm trollin' fer queers and just got a bite".