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    Quote Originally Posted by OSECS View Post
    Love mutton.

    And as usual you're wrong. which must blow your self important I'm the smartest guy in the world mind....... I like most everyone else recognize it for what it is and don't angst over the "message" in the commercial or the feel good images they're portraying.

    Batten down those tin foil hatches there Spookie, shits seeping thru...

    I hope you don't instill your negativity into your kids. Just wondering will you wait till they're two or three before telling them Santy Claus don't exist ?

    Just wondering, If you were forced to watch 24 hours of Disney films, images of puppies and kids frolicking in the meadows and videos of cute kitties... would you have a mental break down/personality alteration ala Alex in "Clockwork Orange" ?
    it's more objectivity than negativity, 0sex. i'm not angsting over the message, just recognizing for what it is. it certainly doesn't take the smartest guy in the world or a conspiracy theory to see that. you're recognizing it for what they want you to recognize it for. i don't compartmentalize things from their sources. i also don't care if i'm a hypocrite. i embrace it. that's the world we live in. if i couldn't bear being a hypocrite, i'd be dead by now.

    if i was forced to watch disney films over and over, my brain would turn to mush, just like everybody else.

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    First thing I thought of when I saw this:

    "Next time the motherfucker calls tell him that i said suck my dick
    I don't give a fuck! Whatever the fuck makes the people laugh say that shit!
    So do the people laugh when you say what you say?? "I SAID YES"
    "Can u get paid?" "I SAID YES"
    "So well tell Bill to have a coke & a smile & shut the fuck up!"
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    First thing I thought of when I saw this:

    "Next time the motherfucker calls tell him that i said suck my dick
    I don't give a fuck! Whatever the fuck makes the people laugh say that shit!
    So do the people laugh when you say what you say?? "I SAID YES"
    "Can u get paid?" "I SAID YES"
    "So well tell Bill to have a coke & a smile & shut the fuck up!"
    it's almost hard to remember that he was actually funny at one point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    you're recognizing it for what they want you to recognize it for.
    It's a commercial, that's what I recognize it as, nothing more, nothing less. It's not gonna make me go out and by a Coke.

    But just out of curiosity, what did they want me to recognize it as ?
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    Sorry guys... you're not allowed to watch people in wing suits and enjoy it ever again because Verizon used it in a commercial.



    Can't you dummies see they're just trying to sell TGRs demographic high speed internet? Those fucking bastards!

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    Ahh the horr-ror the horr-ror.......
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    it's comical that americans in particular are the ones who have to have their faith restored in humanity when they are the ones who are destroying so much of everybody else's faith in humanity. it's the same kind of comical as "hope and change."

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    it's comical that americans in particular are the ones who have to have their faith restored in humanity when they are the ones who are destroying so much of everybody else's faith in humanity. it's the same kind of comical as "hope and change."
    When do you renounce your citizenship and move to ........just where is there in the world a place that you'd be happy ?
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSECS View Post
    When do you renounce your citizenship and move to ........just where is there in the world a place that you'd be happy ?
    why should i do that? dissent is essential to this wasteland. there are plenty of asskissing love it or leave it types. you should quit worrying about me so much and go back to playing with your miniature confederate war heroes.

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    This made me smile:


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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    it's comical that americans in particular are the ones who have to have their faith restored in humanity when they are the ones who are destroying so much of everybody else's faith in humanity. it's the same kind of comical as "hope and change."
    Again you simple minded idiot that hates your country and obviously your skin color. This WAS FROM LATIN AMERICA.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    This made me smile:

    Yeah, that is pretty badass

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Again you simple minded idiot that hates your country and obviously your skin color. This WAS FROM LATIN AMERICA.
    Latin America, the lazy generic term for "somewhere brown down there"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Latin America, the lazy generic term for "somewhere brown down there"
    Take it up with Coca-Cola. It's what that division of the company is called.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    This made me smile:
    me too. Well done Matt...
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    why should i do that? dissent is essential to this wasteland. there are plenty of asskissing love it or leave it types. you should quit worrying about me so much and go back to playing with your miniature confederate war heroes.
    Spooky Mcspookerson-did your female classmates used to kick you in the nad bag in middle school gym class?

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Again you simple minded idiot that hates your country and obviously your skin color. This WAS FROM LATIN AMERICA.

    i was talking about the buzzfeed one. i don't "hate" "my country" or my skin color. but i'm not so dense to deny what they're all about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Latin America, the lazy generic term for "somewhere brown down there"
    international advertisers treat all of latin america like children. the ads are absurd. they treat u.s. population like children, too, but not quite so overtly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stompinlines View Post
    Spooky Mcspookerson-did your female classmates used to kick you in the nad bag in middle school gym class?
    not at all, i held the door open for all of them.

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    Thanks for posting the dance vid Tip.

    Oh and Spook, you remind me of one of my favorite punk songs
    Whiners and Losers by One Hit Wonder:

    We came up exactly the same.
    Stop creating your own reality
    can't you see there's nothing to gain
    Your excuses are so weak
    It's yourself that you mislead

    [Chorus:]
    You don't have to beat the system
    Victim of your own resistance
    Realise it's you that fell behind
    I'm not the white devil

    I can't keep you down.
    Swig your Gutterbuddy, snivel about the world.
    Help keep hate alive, living a stereotype
    Playing the blame game until the day you die

    [Chorus]

    Don't blame the government
    After all who votes them in
    There's right there's wrong
    Cops and pigs
    You give you'll get respect
    Gotta keep yourself in check
    All the whiners I fucking hate them all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    This made me smile:

    Oh you delusional little, consumer products driven man. Don't you know thats just propaganda from the man ????

    Trying to get the jump before spookie blasts it .
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    Can anyone read the ad on the side of this bus... this image has gone viral... suspect it's staged.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    ^^^^that is so good. Thanks for the belly laugh.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasputin View Post
    Thanks for posting the dance vid Tip.

    Oh and Spook, you remind me of one of my favorite punk songs
    Whiners and Losers by One Hit Wonder:

    We came up exactly the same.
    Stop creating your own reality
    can't you see there's nothing to gain
    Your excuses are so weak
    It's yourself that you mislead

    [Chorus:]
    You don't have to beat the system
    Victim of your own resistance
    Realise it's you that fell behind
    I'm not the white devil

    I can't keep you down.
    Swig your Gutterbuddy, snivel about the world.
    Help keep hate alive, living a stereotype
    Playing the blame game until the day you die

    [Chorus]

    Don't blame the government
    After all who votes them in
    There's right there's wrong
    Cops and pigs
    You give you'll get respect
    Gotta keep yourself in check
    All the whiners I fucking hate them all
    oh my god!! angry punk music. they sound like a lot of whiners and losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post


    Can anyone read the ad on the side of this bus... this image has gone viral... suspect it's staged.
    and to think i'm afraid to enter a crosswalk with the stroller in front of me.

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