i wanted to start a joke thread for all the folks out there with shitty jobs and shitty snow. hopefully i can get some maggots to join in.

How does Helen Keller Masterbate?:
She fingers her self with one hand and moans with the other


a man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says 'singing blowjob $100 , so he asks the bartender 'what the hell is a singing blowjob? to which the bartender replies 'we got this girl upstairs that'll give you the best head of your life and sing perfectly the entire time. so the man goes upstairs and hand the lady 100 bucks, she flips the light off he pulls his shit out. sure enough its the best head of his life and she's singing perfectly the entire time. he nuts and the man asks her how she did it to which she replies ' its a trade secret' as she flips the light on and puts her glass eyeball back in.