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  1. 01-28-2005, 12:31 PM #1
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    I HAVE TO POOP!

    Report in 10 minutes........

    NOTE: Quilted Northern best tp? Discuss!
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  2. 01-28-2005, 12:32 PM #2
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    I just did. See http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...t=24088&page=2
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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    Be responsible now.......
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    Odin is bored.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!
    I went out there in search of experience. To taste, and to touch, and to feel as much as a man can, before he repents.
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  6. 01-28-2005, 12:44 PM #6
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    Well it was good but not great. I kinda had high hopes was let down a bit.

    The charmin ultra had a nice touch though. Rusty did commit the mortal sin of removing the good roll and leaving an empty one so I had to crack the seal on a new roll.
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    Ever get that strange sense of satisfaction / glee / power by being the guy
    occupying the stall when other people want in. Then they leave the bathroom in frustration and muttering under their breaths..

    I just did. I like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Well it was good but not great. I kinda had high hopes was let down a bit.

    The charmin ultra had a nice touch though. Rusty did commit the mortal sin of removing the good roll and leaving an empty one so I had to crack the seal on a new roll.

    such a bummer when there's no one there to "spare a square."
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  9. 01-28-2005, 01:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mit
    Then they leave the bathroom in frustration and muttering under their breaths..
    ...and you remain seated with a shit-eating grin.

    SaAaH (and taking feelings of power wherever I can find them),
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    Quote Originally Posted by gincognito
    ...and you remain seated with a shit-eating grin.

    SaAaH (and taking feelings of power wherever I can find them),
    d.

    I don't know aboout you but I have never had a shit eating grin, especially in th stall
    Move along nothing to see here.
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    As a good buddy of mine once said: A good shit is better than a bad fuck.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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    Question

    How the hell does a 6 lb person shit more than I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
    How the hell does a 6 lb person shit more than I?
    He's been storing it up for 9 months, no?
    My dog did not bite your dog, your dog bit first, and I don't have a dog.
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    Great things about newborns # 1234: Give them some milk, and 1 minute later they poop
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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  15. 01-28-2005, 02:01 PM #15
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    Quilted Northern has by far the best softness to price ratio of any major-brand tp.
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    Softness - overrated
    Rip strength - far more important
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by runethechamp
    Great things about newborns # 1234: Give them some milk, and 1 minute later they poop
    Yes, we certainly know this now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by runethechamp
    Softness - overrated
    Rip strength - far more important
    Very true. It doesn't matter how soft it is if it shreds upon butt contact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
    How the hell does a 6 lb person shit more than I?
    c'mon, phUnk weighs more than six pounds
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    I gotta vote for the Charmin Ultra. The Costco 30 roll special is the way to go.

    There's even a variation out there with aloe in it. Good times.
    It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
    How the hell does a 6 lb person shit more than I?
    Is it actually shit, or is it the black sludge of death?

    My 2 month old generally waits until I get her diaper off before she drops a load. Gotta love kids...
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  22. 01-28-2005, 03:27 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Report in 10 minutes........
    By the way, according to your posts you were 35 minutes bell to bell.
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    The idea of a schmear in the poop thread troubles me greatly.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    My twins always did it right after you'd finished changing their diapers.
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  25. 01-28-2005, 04:26 PM #25
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    I just scored 'first tracks' in the office shitter. Walked in just as the janitor walked out. BOOYAA!!
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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