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    Quote Originally Posted by ignatz View Post
    It turns out you can use Siri to make replies on TGR. I'm doing it now! I'm seeing a lot of possibilities to really run your mouth off without really even having to type. Amazing!
    If Alaskan Rover sees this we are fucked.

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    ^^^ Given AK Rover's threads about Mark Abma and Joanna Newsome, it'll be another 6-8 years before he finds out about Siri.
    We heard you in our twilight caves, one hundred fathom deep below, for notes of joy can pierce the waves, that drown each sound of war and woe.

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    ....but just in case we really should hide it from him, you know, for his own good.

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    I nominate Luffski as the new Max Gossey.
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    Pow11 - I could swear the quote is actually "Security is mostly an illusion". I could very well be wrong tho.


    Who's this Max Gossey fellow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    . Thats why this doesnt happen at anywehre but alta, cus alta is fucking strange and gets off on having unsigned open lift lines that no one is allowed into, fucking conformist nonsense.
    They wrote a song about Alta in the 60's.....

    And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not use this lift line"
    So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
    He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
    So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me skiin' with you!"
    Whoa-oh-oh


    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?


    And the sign said anybody caught line jumpin'' would be shot on sight
    So I jumped in the line and-a yelled at the liftie, "Hey! What gives you
    the
    right?"
    "To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep all the powder hounds in"
    "If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner"


    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?


    Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
    You've got to have a go-pro and wait in line to get a seat
    You can't even watch, no you can't ski
    You ain't supposed to be here
    The sign said you got to get in line to ride this chair
    Ugh!


    [Lead Guitar]


    And the sign said, "Everybody but Luffski welcome. Come in, kneel down and Tele"
    But when they passed around the joint at the end of it all, I didn't have a
    penny to pay
    So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
    I said, "Thank you, Lord, there's a place like Alta. That's alive and has no signs."
    Wooo!


    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?


    Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
    Sign
    Sign, sign

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    This is so silly. Singles line for a double chair????? who are you?? and what planet do you come from? It's people who snake lines and make lame excuses when they are called out that fuel aggression like this. I'm claiming this is your fault completely. Nice one. I've had to deal with idiots like you at Alta a few times this season. I'm a nice girl and would have probably yelled at you too. Way to make friends. And way to post your own lame-ness on the internet in an attempt to hurt someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Thats why this doesnt happen at anywehre but alta, cus alta is fucking strange and gets off on having unsigned open lift lines that no one is allowed into, fucking conformist nonsense.
    Also, How on earth can you claim ignorance when there are 30 people in one line and NO ONE in the supposed "other line"!? Those 30 people are probably just stupid and didn't see them empty lift line, right? They were snoozing. Yep.

    I continue to be floored by the stupid remarks in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    I continue to be floored by the stupid remarks in this thread.
    stick around... this not even the collectives best work...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    I continue to be floored by the stupid remarks in this thread.
    bamboo or tile?
    what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    This is so silly. Singles line for a double chair????? who are you?? and what planet do you come from? It's people who snake lines and make lame excuses when they are called out that fuel aggression like this. I'm claiming this is your fault completely. Nice one. I've had to deal with idiots like you at Alta a few times this season. I'm a nice girl and would have probably yelled at you too. Way to make friends. And way to post your own lame-ness on the internet in an attempt to hurt someone else.
    STFU cockgobbler.

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    tr.v. floored, floor·ing, floors
    1. To provide with a floor.
    2. Informal To press (the accelerator of a motor vehicle) to the floor.
    3.
    a. To knock down.
    b. To stun; overwhelm: The very idea floored me.

    (look up ^)

    And i don't know what STFU means, which i think means I'm sane.

    I sincerely hope those last two comments weren't supposed to be jabs at me. Bceause that would also be lame. Last post- I'm out, just felt like I needed to add my two cents for some reason. Which I now instantly regret. Lesson learned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    Lesson learned.
    Cool. So I tought both you and your mom a lesson. My work here on Earth is done.

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    probably not if this thread has taught us anything, it is kind of an alta tgr sign up fest this week.
    coolbeanz is a jongette?
    bobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    Also, How on earth can you claim ignorance when there are 30 people in one line and NO ONE in the supposed "other line"!? Those 30 people are probably just stupid and didn't see them empty lift line, right? They were snoozing. Yep.

    I continue to be floored by the stupid remarks in this thread.
    I dont claim ignorance. I claim not giving a fuck about fitting in with the rest of the conformist altoids. I get it makes every at alta's ccollevtive dick hard for setting up as many ways as possible to pat yourself on the back cus you managed to do things in the 'proper' way. I dont think youre too stupid to see the open line, just too stupid to get in it and make things simpler for everyone. But yea, skate to the back of the line just to walk back uphill when youre coming from uphill anyways. That doesnt seem fucking insane to you? Why not get rid of mazes and just form one line two people wide halfway out into the parking lot. I dont wish I could jump in the front of the line, I wish everyone else would jump in that line with me so I dont feel like the only one that isnt a retard.

    Yea, you sound like a sweetheart. Real nice to those who you are involved in mutual ass kissing with. Lots of your type at alta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    tr.v. floored, floor·ing, floors
    1. To provide with a floor.
    2. Informal To press (the accelerator of a motor vehicle) to the floor.
    3.
    a. To knock down.
    b. To stun; overwhelm: The very idea floored me.

    (look up ^)

    And i don't know what STFU means, which i think means I'm sane.

    I sincerely hope those last two comments weren't supposed to be jabs at me. Bceause that would also be lame. Last post- I'm out, just felt like I needed to add my two cents for some reason. Which I now instantly regret. Lesson learned.
    You come into a comunity you are not a member of, that is known for taking jabs at everyone, call its members stupid, then think its weally wame that someone says something that might have the tiniest bit of malicious comedy to you?

    STFU means shut the fuck up. GTFBTA means go the fuck back to alta.
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    "We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats

    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolbeanz View Post
    This is so silly. Singles line for a double chair????? who are you?? and what planet do you come from? It's people who snake lines and make lame excuses when they are called out that fuel aggression like this. I'm claiming this is your fault completely. Nice one. I've had to deal with idiots like you at Alta a few times this season. I'm a nice girl and would have probably yelled at you too. Way to make friends. And way to post your own lame-ness on the internet in an attempt to hurt someone else.
    Wow - way to chime in with a unique opinion 18 PAGES into this thread. Seriously, no one else has said this after nearly 500 posts. JONG.

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    If I ever go to Alta I'm cutting the shit out of all the lines just to spite the douchebags
    But Ellen kicks ass - if she had a beard it would be much more haggard. -Jer

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    seven posts and out huh beanz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugachjed View Post
    If I ever go to Alta I'm cutting the shit out of all the lines just to spite the douchebags
    me too
    oh i really want to

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    Hello Coolbeanz with a Z. Thats cool.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    Hello Coolbeanz with a Z. Thats cool.........

    man, this thread really deliverzzzz

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    i'll do it with my dos Gopros rolling....one up front and the one behind to capture all the evil-eyed scorn from everyone in line.

    coolbeanz,

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    I think 30 or so people need to get in that line all together then no one will be able to say shit.


    I both lines were used on pow days; If youre coming from downhill that line will then be shorter and if youre coming from uphill, you can then skate downhill to the other line if its shorter. Better system in every way.
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    "We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats

    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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