Blew my acl very strangely.
Figured I'd post this here half because its a funny story, and half because its a funny injury, as in odd, not ha ha. So some kid hops on the gad 2 lift with me, says hes 14 from conneticut, hes on race skis, asks if I want to take a hollywood run under the lift lift with him, I was actually planning on hitting that anyways cus I really love to show off my mediocre skills for all the beaters on that lift, so I tell him sure if he can keep up. We then agree that I will take my time buckling my boots at the top to give him a head start and that it is now a race, and winner will obviously be the alpha male. At the top I run into a girl I know and her boyfriend, talk for a minute, they invite me to hit some tree lines, I inform them of my very important race that I am late to, they aknowledge the seriousness of the situation, bid me luck, and I and head down the run, so he had HUGE head start. I catch up to the kid after about 10 seconds, let him go for a ways so hes out of my line, then pass him and take off for the bottom, thinking I'll never see him again. I hike a few feet and traverse a bit to go out a gate to another pitch, with a small pillow line, then down to a dumb little hardpack pilow line at the very bottom of the lift.
I hit this line every run on this lift, probably over 50 times this year. Its nothing great but I hit it regardless of conditions and its a few more muscle contractions of exercise per run. The bumps at the top make for a few different ways to link together two or three 3-8 foot tall airs but the bumps at the bottom kind of just suck, but so far i had been able to absorb them fine, as I took the last compression and aired up and onto the groomer I had gotten a tiny bit back seat, but hadn't even felt like it was putting any strain on my knee at all in previous runs and regained my balance instantly, in fact sometimes it seemed like absorbing that last flat landing with my tails helped smooth it out.
This time though, I took the exact same line out of the mini zone, and as I was pushing my hands forward and getting recentered, my knee just popped. This is the really wierd part, a bit back seat and turning is a recipe for acls blowouts but i was going in a perfectly straight line. Yes insert jokes about tailgunning here but if I was really that much of a tail gunner I would have done this long ago. My weight shifted more to my left ski but I def didnt twist it at all.
And wouldnt you know it, that racer kid must have stayed under the lift while i was hiking and traversing cus as soon as I stopped screaming like a little girl he was right standing over me. After he asked if I was ok and called ski patrol on his cell he made sure to talk a good amount of shit to me. He might be slow but he's got the right attitude, little fucker.
Go pro footage of the incident exists but its a 17 hour video and Im not going to edit it. Second day Ive bothered with the thing this season.
Also, wtf is tramodol? Goddamn plastic pills make me dizzy why couldnt they have just given me oxycontin like I asked for I have better shit to do with my life than be addicted, I'll only need it for a few nights, and it doesnt make me feel like shit.
Last edited by leroy jenkins; 02-24-2012 at 12:05 AM.
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