The Gaper Spirit Animal

[heckacali]

Sarcasm meter still confused.

First pass is this is hilarious chest thumping sarcasm but then I remember that people really do think they are cooler than others and alpha bros try to exist in real life and may be self unaware of the actual pure clowniness of their being

[byates1]

Thinking about a round of gsa stickers. Silhouette. Will update

[bennymac]

I think a lot of you beta males are just expressing your impotent anger that you won’t be accepted into this program of mountain mastery.

I mean just think - becoming a mountain master - that’s not even alpha behavior that’s the realm only sigmas can attain.

This program is for the elite. The best of the best.

Unfortunately I have none of the attributes they are seeking so chalk this up as another deal flow opportunity that’s out of my reach. Sad.

[JMoneyMoyes]

Is there an nft associated w this? I'd be interested in receiving a pre mine ahead of a coin launch. We could get Logan Paul and Tate onboard. Could be all time. I mean think of the networking.

This guy gets it.

[pfluffenmeister]

Reminds me of when I saw the guy walking into the store with a shirt emblazoned with:

ALPHA


Made me chuckle.
Then I thought it would be even funnier if he had a pack of BETA shirt wearing bros as a posse.

[Djongo Unchained]

Go Byates, go.




Loosen up the drag just a skoshe.

[fastfred]

Whatever dude. Obviously the skiing was amazing, just see the pics.

AND networking = WINNING.

There are lions and there are sheep. So, which one are you?

Bruh

I just tried applying to be a scout master with your program but I don't htink my resume went through
i'm the guy you are looking for to help lead workshops and take the boys on some magical runs

I've been an ambasador at brokeback mountain ski area maybe you've heard of it?
https://www.skibrokeback.com/about_us.htm

I like to work cheap and on my knees because the value I can give to others will last them a life time my life experiences out do the other 99%

my qualifications:
my ski town real estate profile is in the millions
I run my own business and I'm a fucking lion
women are to be used relationships are all short term commitments I'm the king
me and by bro were macking hard on the babes in town last night for the art school teachers conference maybe your wife was one of them?
I can slay blue cruisers all day and go home and edit the footy that evening and blast it all over social media
I can do coke with the badest frat boys and drink all night and be on first chair

[Sessiøn]

Thinking about a round of gsa stickers. Silhouette. Will update

Funny you should say that. We just finished moving and my wife found some buried treasure.

[Meadow Skipper]

Bruh

I just tried applying to be a scout master with your program but I don't htink my resume went through
i'm the guy you are looking for to help lead workshops and take the boys on some magical runs

I've been an ambasador at brokeback mountain ski area maybe you've heard of it?
https://www.skibrokeback.com/about_us.htm

I like to work cheap and on my knees because the value I can give to others will last them a life time my life experiences out do the other 99%

my qualifications:
my ski town real estate profile is in the millions
I run my own business and I'm a fucking lion
women are to be used relationships are all short term commitments I'm the king
me and by bro were macking hard on the babes in town last night for the art school teachers conference maybe your wife was one of them?
I can slay blue cruisers all day and go home and edit the footy that evening and blast it all over social media
I can do coke with the badest frat boys and drink all night and be on first chair

Solid application. In fact, fred should be screening applications for sigmas.

[Skiwurrel]

mmm Smigma! Nothing like a long day of Elite, secretive, passionate, sweaty backcountry-networking Smigma!
-the boys

[abraham]

I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.

So the sigma boys convinced you to be a beta? You paid to just sit and watch other people ski? Vibes.

[stuckathuntermtn]

OMG, they should sponsor me. I'm more of an ape in pants than a lion or sheep, but, like, totally an alpha ape in pants. Show me what SE Oregon has to offer and then maybe I'll think about taking other clients on for IT managed services. Because we're totaly alpha bros networking out on the skin track (in the middle of the desert? I have no idea what's in south east Oregon. Anything at all? A salt pan full of hippies?)

BE GONE, FALSE IDOLS

[Tech Tonics]

The facebook advertising alogrithim really missed their target on this one. Im getting the Sigma Mountain Adventure Club advertised to me, heavily. And now that I’ve clicked the link a few times, they think I’m interested

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[Core Shot]

Does GSA drive an Audi on Keystone?

[wickstad]

Training for Alaska.

[TBS]

The GSA does not bend a knee!

Be Gone Heretic!

[BmillsSkier]

Does GSA drive an Audi on Keystone?

Can't grab first gondi if you park back in the River Run lot with the rest of the also-rans.