The Gaper Spirit Animal

[MagnificentUnicorn]

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All Hail! Today in the majestic Wasach Range, splendor revealed itself to me in the corral at Snowbasin.

By vest, the GoPro, the command mic, and the integrated shield. DPS skis of course.

tgapp as my witness… I bowed to the deity at the summit of the Mount. But, I could not quell my quivering heart and actually face the immensity of what I was in the presence of. Hence a deferential bow of respect from out of the direct line of sight for fear of melting my face in the glow of multiple infrared devices.

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Thanks and Praises!

Is LeRoi in Utah?


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[TBS]

Gotcha. So somewhere else is the remote for the helmet cam.

Voice activated - “Hey Siri start video recording” or something like that

I'd also assume he has a "thin blue line" and a TBL Punisher sticker on the back of his pickup with "The Constitution" heat wrapped onto the body.

He looks Euro to me. German Liftwaffe? They love the space helmet visors. Were there races going on?

[tgapp]

commenting to save this thread for bedtime reading, thanks for telling me about it singlecross

the best part is the matching Helly Hansen jacket and pants, it's a shame he had to cover it with his vest

and camera array

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[bennymac]

I’m guessing that visor has a HUD showing real time vert skied.

Come to think of it how long until we see skiers wearing Apple Vision goggles? Imagine it could show you webcam footage of the lift lines while also confirming your apres resi at Cinnabar.

[TBS]

^^^the future is here
https://rekkie.com/products/rekkie-a...ty-ski-goggles

Speed, direction, slope angle, your location and location of friends
Take photos, shoot video
Read texts, voicemails and email

[skinipenem]

He may not be the gsa, but he certainly follows. Pure gold for sure!

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[stealurface831]

does he have an oversized tab affixed to his zipper?

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I think it’s a thermometer


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[spanky]

Hey singlecross, can you zoom in on the pass on the high res photo? Without the name, of course.

[m2711c]

where is he posting all this voluminous and undoubtably marvelous footage? did you get an url?

[whyturn]

commenting to save this thread for bedtime reading, thanks for telling me about it singlecross

the best part is the matching Helly Hansen jacket and pants, it's a shame he had to cover it with his vest

and camera array

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I have one of those wary vests


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[garyfromterrace]

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Thanks and Praises!

Praise be.
Thank you singlecross.

[byates1]

It's like a skiing version of a Google Earth car going by.

[bennymac]

I have one of those wary vests


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What’s the carrying capacity with all those pockets? I’m guessing you could fit a dozen honey ham slices easily.

[lowsparkco]

Not every teletubby is the GSA. No harness, no airbag pack with cordelette, biners, and shovel visible. No multiple GoPros (I think 3 is the answer). Perhaps a follower…. perhaps.

[stealurface831]

I think it’s a thermometer


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yeah, that is way more useful.

[waveshello]

I think it’s a thermometer


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I had one of those when I was like 8 years old. It also had a tiny compass. Instantly what I thought of when I saw it.

I could be mistaken, but it looks like he has a third camera on the opposite side of his helmet from the insta 360? Would love to see the footy... Haha.

[Core Shot]

No need for climbing harness or rope. The safety vest covers that.
And of course, we all need parasols. The sun is intense at altitude.
And snowblades. Long skis suck. Snowblades buck.

[skinipenem]

No need for climbing harness or rope. The safety vest covers that.
And of course, we all need parasols. The sun is intense at altitude.
And snowblades. Long skis suck. Snowblades buck.

Is that an adaptive skiier you're making fun of?

On second thought, maybe I am the dick here.
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[stealurface831]

why the fuck are there two voile straps on that helmet for seemingly no reason?

[snowaddict91]

No need for climbing harness or rope. The safety vest covers that.
And of course, we all need parasols. The sun is intense at altitude.
And snowblades. Long skis suck. Snowblades buck.

Burke! Safety 1st.

[daviski]

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All Hail! Today in the majestic Wasach Range, splendor revealed itself to me in the corral at Snowbasin.

By vest, the GoPro, the command mic, and the integrated shield. DPS skis of course.

tgapp as my witness… I bowed to the deity at the summit of the Mount. But, I could not quell my quivering heart and actually face the immensity of what I was in the presence of. Hence a deferential bow of respect from out of the direct line of sight for fear of melting my face in the glow of multiple infrared devices.

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Thanks and Praises!

I think this is a genuine sighting of our one true Lord---I was sore afraid he had ascended and left us all behind but you cannot mistake the aggressive set of that godlike chin. Praise be and how fortunate you were to bask even briefly in his divine aura. Was your skiing sanctified on that blessed day? better yet, any stock tips?

[jono]

I have one of those wary vests

Many wear the vest, but few are called.

[byates1]

Burke! Safety 1st.

Dude is hilarious.

[halliday]

why the fuck are there two voile straps on that helmet for seemingly no reason?

That's where he straps his fucking Voiles. Right to his head. The picture is pretty funny as I used to work at Granite.