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Thread: Heading to Jackson Hole in 3 weeks. Beta anyone?

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    Heading to Jackson Hole in 3 weeks. Beta anyone?

    A friend and I are heading up to Jackson Hole for the first time. Any info on what parts of the mountain to ski in different conditions? Are the crags worth the hike? What areas should I avoid (areas that get tracked out quickly)? Maybe these are dumb questions, but any info would be great!
    Phallus Hadriani

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    Ski the backside.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    This has been covered before in many threads. Here's a link that should help get you started:

    Jackson Hole Beta

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    they have this thing called the tram, its kinda like a gondola only bigger and smellier. you should ride that, but only if you are an expert skier who likes black diamonds and AC/DC

    at the end of the day, stand underneath the tramdock with a ranier tallboy (PBR is so '09) in your hand and talk about the rad things that you did that day

    now you are dialed

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    Whatever you do, don't make eye contact with any locals, and definintely don't call any of them "bro". They'll find your body in Granite Canyon after the spring thaw. Scary dudes.

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    make sure to scratch your balls then proceed to let your friend sniff said hand.

    By doing so, you will find your answer.

    Namaste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Ski the backside.
    I've heard doing the reacharound can blow your acl
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Thanks, Ivan. I figured someone would point me in the right direction.
    Phallus Hadriani

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    Wear some jersey shore shwag and just make sure to make a left out of the upper gate. or wait, is it a right......f it.....just go straight

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