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  • Eliminate the friends, make it look like an accident

    9 19.15%
  • Yell at the friends and threaten to do the above

    1 2.13%
  • Calmly talk to the friends and ell them whats up

    1 2.13%
  • Ignore the friends call the girl and hope for the best

    30 63.83%
  • Ignore the girl keep dating rosie (rosie's getting old)

    6 12.77%
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Thread: Rnadom Girl Rant

  1. #1
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    Rnadom Girl Rant

    Alright so this girl I like is perfect for me, good looking, low self esteem, likes me, the only problem is her friends. They constantly make fun of me and loath me, unfortuneately these are the only people that this girl hangs out with. They are ruining what could be really good and letting their friend down by making her hesitant to start dating me. (really I'm a good kid, any chick would be lucky to date me) Its fucking pissing me off especially since one of them has a proven track record of dating dousche bag dudes who are four years older then her (and she almost killed me with a car the other day learn to drive ) Its pissing me the fuck off what should I do?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Ignore the freinds. If she's the type who has to get their approval, than you wouldn't want to date her anyway.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    hahahaa, oh my god, "low self esteem"!!! hahaha, wow dude, at least you're honest with yourself, nice. oh, and good luck, what do you have to lose? respect? I think not.
    -You can imagine where it goes from here.
    -He fixes the cable?

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    Give up. Nothing will torpedo things faster than her disaproving friends. Also, you don't want a girl with low self esteem. They only want to have sex in the dark, and they threaten to commit suicide if you ever dump them.
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    whatever you do, do not data a chick with low self esteem..

    they are crazy.. in a bad way..

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    FNG is right. she'll probly even want to wear a shirt duing sex.

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    I like to wear funny hats. Sometimes I like to go to bed with flippers on and pretend I am a MER MAN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    (and she almost killed me with a car the other day learn to drive )
    Sounds like you are the "nice" guy friend who does nice things for her, while in reality you just want to party in her pants. That is a frustrating rut to be in. Your gonna have to make some kind of move, or go nuts.
    But don't listen to me, I was the second vote for Rosie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    FNG is right. she'll probly even want to wear a shirt duing sex.

    Always sucks.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    Alright so this girl I like is perfect for me, good looking, low self esteem, likes me, the only problem is her friends. They constantly make fun of me and loath me, unfortuneately these are the only people that this girl hangs out with. They are ruining what could be really good and letting their friend down by making her hesitant to start dating me. (really I'm a good kid, any chick would be lucky to date me) Its fucking pissing me off especially since one of them has a proven track record of dating dousche bag dudes who are four years older then her (and she almost killed me with a car the other day learn to drive ) Its pissing me the fuck off what should I do?
    Ask Max Gosey to introduce you to the girl who sends him neaked pics of herself.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Ok, as a person who recently left the bus behind, I'll give you a bit of advice (really, its the advice I was given).

    Stop worrying about it. The ladies can smell desperation from a mile off. The ladies that you should be interested will disappear from your sight as soon as they get a whiff. Ladies that aren't turned off by your desperation are ones that you should be running away from (they'll take your fragile little mind and use a sledge hammer on it's nutsack and then leave you in the emotional gutter).

    It doesn't matter if it takes you forever to get laid. All it got me was really strong arms (and I'm almost ambidextrous). I survived and you will too.

    But, most of all you've got to learn to resepect yourself. If you don't respect yourself, no one you meet will either. And the last and most important part of the whole equation is to never date or have sex with someone that you don't respect and who doesn't respect you. Violating that rule will only hurt you in the long run.
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    And the last and most important part of the whole equation is to never date or have sex with someone that you don't respect and who doesn't respect you. Violating that rule will only hurt you in the long run.
    From another perspective... this is horse shit. Respect is relative. Immediate gratification and a cheap roll in the sheets can be a good thing. The same way that binge drinking can be a good thing.

    If neither of you can remember the other's name in the morning, then who's really getting hurt?

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    Pinner's right Nate.

    AKPM - Lose the "Peace, Love, and Anarchy" shirt and try not to act like a goober.

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    Dude - you need to find a girl that will piss on your face. She'll like the bad boy approach. Just ask.

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    "low self-esteem"? you gotta tap that ass dude, get all over her dude!
    oh so i guess i'm the asshole!

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    This thread is so much better than all the Tanner Hall bullshit.

    And I'm with the Pin-man. Mutual respect is important for a relationship, but random hookups get you through the period between relationships (and alleviate some pressure on your right arm)

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Dude - you need to find a girl that will piss on your face. She'll like the bad boy approach. Just ask.
    FKNA Pat ,that is Too F*cking Funny!
    Calmer than you dude

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    Who cares what her friends think? They suck. If you like her, ask her out.

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