Weird experience in the men’s loo this morning

[Parvo]

No......that is why I have trained my body to do a bm as soon as the first cup of coffee hits my stomach, well before leaving the house each day. Traveling in different time zones can create issues though.

I've got my colon trained for the 9:15 morning bm. That way I get paid to shit and solve a sodoku.
Besides, ever since I let my maid go due to the economy (thanks Obama!) I try not to befoul my home toilet that much.

[Chainsaw_Willie]

No dividers? Gnarly. Being in the military is more hardcore than I thought.

The doorless stall reminded me of a strange experience on the road not long ago. Don't remember specifically where it was, but it was a small restaurant we stopped at. I needed to let the dogs out so headed for the bathroom only to find the door on the stall ended, literally, 2-1/2 feet above the floor. The room was small enough that an adult standing in it would only have been able to see my legs but I had this dread that some poor kid would walk in and be scarred for life at seeing my beet red, vein-popping visage as I forcefully and messily ejected the previous night's brats & kraut.

[Parvo]

When I entered the Military and saw my first barracks and the toilets all lined up 18 inchies apart 30 down the line, that was weird. Gave new meaning to the phrase shooting the shit.

Christ... did we lose a war or something? The finest military in the world can't shit in private? Even the Symbionese Liberation Army had stalls in their derelict tenement housing bathrooms.

[guroo270]

Speaking of bathrooms, out on the road I always stop at hotel bathrooms instead of gas station bathrooms because they are way cleaner and have 2 or 3 ply TP.

#Lifehack

[iceman]

Speaking of latrine doors, I recently had no choice and stopped at a rest area on the interstate. The stalls had these little half-doors, maybe 3 feet high, apparently to discourage highjinks. I wasn't in a position to decide to go elsewhere so I proceeded. The weird thing was, you couldn't see over the door from the seat but everyone who walked up to see if it was occupied looked right over the top down at you sitting there. Very uncomfortable. I think one guy winked.

[brice618]

I was taking a piss in a museum the other day and the guy in the stall across the room kept chanting:

It's not that they don't have social skills, it's just that they know how society operates.

[El Chupacabra]

Who does Number Two work for???!!!

[bushman]

60 men to a barrack, one room 24" between beds head toe, head toe. 70 days without a day off. When orders came, every was comparing where their next station was except me. I was off to the University of Minnesota. I did not tell anyone. Sweet assignment. Spent five years there. TDY to Yerup duing that time to.

[Captain Awesome]

When I entered the Military and saw my first barracks and the toilets all lined up 18 inchies apart 30 down the line, that was weird. Gave new meaning to the phrase shooting the shit.

That made me think of this:

[grubbers]

Would you poop in a doorless public bathroom stall?

5 years ago I was terrified of pooping in any public restroom (for whatever reason), now I'm at the point where I wouldn't have much of a problem with pooping in a doorless stall if necessary. Although I wouldn't do it in a bathroom where anonymous gay sex is a regular occurrence. There's a bar up in Burlington, VT, that has 3 urinals and a metal, seatless toilet, no dividers. I've always wanted to get there early in the night before people start puking/pissing all over it and post up with a newspaper for a bit, just to weird out the people coming in.

[~mikey b]

I like to poop at work, but I do it out in the woods.

[DasBlunt]

5 years ago I was terrified of pooping in any public restroom (for whatever reason), now I'm at the point where I wouldn't have much of a problem with pooping in a doorless stall if necessary. Although I wouldn't do it in a bathroom where anonymous gay sex is a regular occurrence. There's a bar up in Burlington, VT, that has 3 urinals and a metal, seatless toilet, no dividers. I've always wanted to get there early in the night before people start puking/pissing all over it and post up with a newspaper for a bit, just to weird out the people coming in.

You kind of qualify this statement by saying you wouldn't .......damn funny actually....!

[I Am Mr. Ed]

I like to poop at work, but I do it out in the woods.

You're a grizzley?

[iceman]

No he's the Pope.

[Caucasian Asian]

No he's the Pope.

Goddamn. That's what I was thinking.

[iceman]

Goddamn. That's what I was thinking.

Obviously you're a man of quick intellect.

Now about those Catholic bears...

[Parvo]

I went to the third floor this morning. The door is now gone, so that’s a good sign that building maintenance is on the job. Decided to drop the kids off at the pool in the door-less stall. Nobody came in, but it was kind of thrilling to poop outside of my comfort zone.

Maybe they'll leave the door off to discourage area bears, twinks, and chubs from cottaging in my private comode.

[Bobby Finstock]

When I entered the Military and saw my first barracks and the toilets all lined up 18 inchies apart 30 down the line, that was weird. Gave new meaning to the phrase shooting the shit.

[Todds]

I went to the third floor this morning. The door is now gone, so that’s a good sign that building maintenance is on the job..

Glad to hear they are working on it. When I was in college some friends of mine got drunk and broke the stall door at the neighborhood bar. I haven't been back recently, but 10 years later it was still missing.

[TahoeJ]

I went to the third floor this morning. The door is now gone, so that’s a good sign that building maintenance is on the job. Decided to drop the kids off at the pool in the door-less stall. Nobody came in, but it was kind of thrilling to poop outside of my comfort zone.

Watch out, slippery slope you're on here. Next thing you know you'll be shitting in public just for kicks.

[Poop~Ghost]

Watch out, slippery slope you're on here. Next thing you know you'll be shitting in public just for kicks.

Next thing you know, he'll be getting his thrills by corn-holing some Filipino boy in the 3rd floor door-less latrine and shocking the new guy who works on the first floor.

AND WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE.

[Chainsaw_Willie]

^^I would've expected your participation much earlier in this thread.^^

[grubbers]

You kind of qualify this statement by saying you wouldn't .......damn funny actually....!

I was mostly referring to the 3rd floor bathroom at Parvo's office, poor phrasing on my part.

[adampecush]

Traveling in different time zones can create issues though.

I have been affected by this, sadly at mile 7 of a half marathon. One doesn't realize the strain caused by simultaneous running and puckering until the pressure is relieved. Never quite felt a pain in the ass like that before.

[beaterdit]

Kinda reminds me of the bathrooms at the Peruvian at Alta. On any given day whilst enjoying an innocent pitcher and some apps with friends, should you decide to take a piss you stand chance of encountering full frontal male nudity.

/shudder