Weird experience in the men’s loo this morning

**Parvo** · 02-02-2012, 11:12 AM

There’s a rarely used bathroom on the third floor of my office building that I use when I need to throw heat. This morning, when my All Bran kicked in, I grabbed my sudoku and headed to the third floor.

The lights are motion activated and go off after about 10 minutes. So when I enter, the lights go on, but there’s already someone in the only stall. So that was weird to me, but I understand some people need more than 10 min to throw heat.

When I did the quick check if it’s occupied, I see two feet but it looked like all the guy’s clothes were wadded up on the floor. I hear nothing, and think maybe the guy passed on while defecating, which isn’t unusual (Elvis).

So I do a quick wash of the hands because I was waiting for a grunt or a plop or some sign of life. I’m concerned, so I exit and hang out in the third floor lobby for a minute wondering if I should go to another bathroom to lay some cable and then come back up and check on the guy.

Thankfully, a guy exits and promptly goes to an unoccupied office space. At first I think “great, they finally rented out the third floor, there goes my secret bathroom.” Then a few seconds later, another guy exits and goes to the same unoccupied office.

I think maybe they were sodomites and probably finishing their business in the empty office space.

And didn’t this just happen to another mag recently? What’s with the all the bathroom sodomizing?

**DJSapp** · 02-02-2012, 11:26 AM

Maybe the third floor office is a new campaign headquarters that's starting up. Did one of them look like a congressman?

**Parvo** · 02-02-2012, 11:35 AM

I mentioned it to my boss. She said a local hotel GM told her during Sundance their one-person bathroom by the rec-room had been used as a meeting spot for m4m craigslist hook-ups, one guy was arrested for trespassing.

Maybe our third floor is the new Park City Bathhouse. If so, there’s got to be a way to profit from it.

**brutah** · 02-02-2012, 11:41 AM

^^^ you work in the building on the corner of swede alley and heber ave??? or do you work in the Park City Municipal building? or the Utah capitol building?

strong republican government = lots of gay sex #larrycraig

**DeathVan** · 02-02-2012, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Parvo

Maybe our third floor is the new Park City Bathhouse. If so, there’s got to be a way to profit from it.

Parvo's Glory Hole

it's got a nice ring to it

**Garth Bimble** · 02-02-2012, 11:48 AM

I expect to see Larry Craig checking in any minute now.

**plugboots** · 02-02-2012, 12:00 PM

Larry Craig = Old Larry?

**OldLarry** · 02-02-2012, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by plugboots

Larry Craig = Old Larry?

I keep telling you, I have a particularly wide stance...

**RolexJr** · 02-02-2012, 12:10 PM

The real question is, did you use the post-coital bathroom still?

**dumpy** · 02-02-2012, 12:23 PM

Isn't coach also a massage therapist?

I see a tie in somehow, I mean she did kinda look like a dude.

**Skidog** · 02-02-2012, 01:42 PM

The stories that come out of this guy are pure gold..noone could possibly just make them up otherwise they'd be a famous writer...

Parvo sir..i thank you for sharing with us all. You sir...are full of WIN!!!!

**Dexter Rutecki** · 02-02-2012, 02:02 PM

So what does Jer look like in person?

**Sinecure** · 02-02-2012, 02:02 PM

New TGR meme...

Going to the 3rd floor bathroom.

**chatton18** · 02-02-2012, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Sinecure

New TGR meme...

Going to the 3rd floor bathroom.

I love it

**Hutch** · 02-02-2012, 02:30 PM

"I don't think he would have minded a trip to the third floor, if you know what I mean..."

**hutash** · 02-02-2012, 02:46 PM

Parvo spends his free time on the third floor

**carvedog** · 02-02-2012, 02:51 PM

I didn't want to end up here. I read the thread title and heard my better brain screaming, "Nooooooo, do go in there." The force is strong in Parvo. He made me click.

**Danno** · 02-02-2012, 03:14 PM

Loo? Where the fuck does Parvo live?

**dumpy** · 02-02-2012, 03:26 PM

Rontele was all J after after Steven S. Dallas offered to "take him to the third floor"

**PNWbrit** · 02-02-2012, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Loo? Where the fuck does Parvo live?

On the third floor. Cottaging.

**Larry Craig** · 02-02-2012, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Garth Bimble

I expect to see Larry Craig checking in any minute now.

Did somebody say hot man-on-man bathroom stall sodomy?

Parvo, please PM me the address of your office building with this third floor nirvana.

**Parvo** · 02-02-2012, 03:53 PM

My office is in Park City, and I’ll leave it at that. Otherwise I’ll start seeing a steady stream of degenerate maggots making a pilgrimage to my third floor bathroom for all sorts of unspeakable acts against nature.