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    Powder read my mind...

    Today has really sucked so far. I spent the last week playing in Red and was stoked to come home and ski more...but the realization hit this morning as I drove to work in a torrential downpour that it might be time to bring out the bike again... ...work was boring and I was in a total blur all day. Got my period and am a total hormonal crampy bitch (sorry boys, but this was a necessary inclusion given the ending to this little diatribe).
    When my work day ended at 4:30, my school day was just starting. Traffic was a total nightmare getting up to Seattle from Tacoma and I was certain that I wouldn't get to class on time. Not to mention that due to UPS being a bunch of inconvenient assholes, I had to stop on my way to pick up a package that they couldn't deliver to my apartment. Ofcourse it would be too easy to leave the package at a UPS location that is remotely convenient...oh no...please leave it in the industrial nightmare of the South Park district of Seattle. Drive around and can't find the fucking place, so I abort my attempt and head to school. My psycho hose beast of a former roommate had left some of my mail that had come to the old house in my school mailbox. Before trudging to my last class that I haven't read for, I stop by to grab my mail....this is where my story ends (thank god, you are thinking...make her endless crazy bitch blabber end).
    What to my weary eyes should appear but my FEBRUARY POWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All that I need now is for class to be over so that I can buy a pint of ice cream and lock myself in my apartment to enjoy my Powder in peace. That is all...
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    Today has really sucked so far. I spent the last week playing in Red and was stoked to come home and ski more...but the realization hit this morning as I drove to work in a torrential downpour that it might be time to bring out the bike again... ...work was boring and I was in a total blur all day. Got my period and am a total hormonal crampy bitch (sorry boys, but this was a necessary inclusion given the ending to this little diatribe).
    When my work day ended at 4:30, my school day was just starting. Traffic was a total nightmare getting up to Seattle from Tacoma and I was certain that I wouldn't get to class on time. Not to mention that due to UPS being a bunch of inconvenient assholes, I had to stop on my way to pick up a package that they couldn't deliver to my apartment. Ofcourse it would be too easy to leave the package at a UPS location that is remotely convenient...oh no...please leave it in the industrial nightmare of the South Park district of Seattle. Drive around and can't find the fucking place, so I abort my attempt and head to school. My psycho hose beast of a former roommate had left some of my mail that had come to the old house in my school mailbox. Before trudging to my last class that I haven't read for, I stop by to grab my mail....this is where my story ends (thank god, you are thinking...make her endless crazy bitch blabber end).
    What to my weary eyes should appear but my FEBRUARY POWDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All that I need now is for class to be over so that I can buy a pint of ice cream and lock myself in my apartment to enjoy my Powder in peace. That is all...
    PMSPPS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    PMSPPS.

    AKA your worst nightmare
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    AKA your worst nightmare
    I am not afraid.

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    Fack. Add a few cats and you gots "Spinsterski0912".
    "Girl, let us freak."

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    Pretty funny thread girlski . . . welcome to my last Monday . . . when it rains, it pours (quite literally in your neck of the woods . . .).

    I hope the ice cream/magazine combo is wonderful - maybe add some red wine while you're at it

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    I am not afraid.
    If she weighs more than 97 lbs. you should be.....

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    poor dear! Yeah we got a sprinkling of snow in Whis for sunday, so I hiked flute and got approximately 10 large arcing powder turns to hold me over either until it snows again in Whis, OR I go to JH on feb 12th. Either way, I am going mtn biking tomorrow, cause this is getting ridonkulous. This island sucks.

    you know the snow situation is bad when I'm actually going to all my classes....
    Believe.

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    Rusty- it is a good thing that I like you and think that you are funny (Spinsterski0912...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH).
    The plan did not workie so good. After putting a hurt on the pint of ice cream (yes folks, over 1200 calories and like 60 grams of fat...who wants me now bitch!) and flipping through Powder, I was pretty upset. Now, not only am I going to have to crank my din because I just gained about 15 pounds, but it is raining and we don't have pow. I NEED pow!!!!! So instead of another pint of ice cream, I am thinking a trip to Tahoe or Utah would be better for me.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    After putting a hurt on the pint of ice cream
    B&J's? Which flavor?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    Rusty- it is a good thing that I like you and think that you are funny (Spinsterski0912...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH).
    The plan did not workie so good. After putting a hurt on the pint of ice cream (yes folks, over 1200 calories and like 60 grams of fat...who wants me now bitch!) and flipping through Powder, I was pretty upset. Now, not only am I going to have to crank my din because I just gained about 15 pounds, but it is raining and we don't have pow. I NEED pow!!!!! So instead of another pint of ice cream, I am thinking a trip to Tahoe or Utah would be better for me.
    Can I come?


    snowpack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
    Fack. Add a few cats and you gots "Spinsterski0912".
    don't forget the 120 capri menthols.
    "The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
    don't forget the 120 capri menthols.
    And floral pattern stretch pants...maybe dye my hair blonde but let it grow out a bit so the roots really "shine" through...continue to wolf a pint of B&J per night and I am well on my way to utter Hottie status.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    And floral pattern stretch pants...maybe dye my hair blonde but let it grow out a bit so the roots really "shine" through...continue to wolf a pint of B&J per night and I am well on my way to utter Hottie status.
    I bet Dano would still do you...
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    I bet Dano would still do you...
    Dano didn't want anything to do with me saturday night when I was hacked up drunk, what makes you think that he would want the new improved trailer park version???? I am over him anyway!
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    Dano didn't want anything to do with me saturday night when I was hacked up drunk, what makes you think that he would want the new improved trailer park version???? I am over him anyway!
    tell me your not talking about Dankhole Slutter !

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    Quote Originally Posted by powderpyg
    tell me your not talking about Dankhole Slutter !

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Um...maybe...in my books all pro boys are sluts and should be avoided at all costs. Now if they weren't so freaking cute!
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Um...maybe...in my books all pro boys are sluts and should be avoided at all costs
    So that's why you were too busy trying to 'check out' the local talent when we were at the 'Bird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel99
    So that's why you were too busy trying to 'check out' the local talent when we were at the 'Bird
    As if you guys have any room to throw stones at me for scoping in the lift line. Besides, the only skier boys that are available to me have to be from other mountains because I am friends with all the skier boys from here!!! They are off limits till I get a couple of beers down and then it is open season! WHoops...i didn't just say that...
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    [cue mike wilson boob photo]
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    well as long as you were checking out the talent in the lobby at Solitude, its all good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    well as long as you were checking out the talent in the lobby at Solitude, its all good.
    It's just too bad that the talent spotted in the lobby at Solitude never made it out on the hill with us. That could have sealed the deal!
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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