I don't know the number. But I do know I am so fucking far from it that I should be crying right now. Late 40s, with a kid in kindergarten, so I'm pretty much fucked. Only saving grace is that I am working for the state and the pension could save my ass if I work long enough. But I need to stay at the state until my late 60s to make that work.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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