I have a very bad pussy(cat)

[Sublime]

First off this is the little stinker



Caboose


Today I was eating some chicken and the little shithead jumps up grabs a chunk. She proceeds to run away. I quickly grab her and go to take the chicken out of her little mouth. She proceeds to clamp down on the chicken and growl. I finally get the chicken out of her mouth. She's cranky for a few minutes and then goes back to ger normal sweetheart self.

I have never witnessed a cat that acted like this. Does anyone know how to break her of this horrid habit?

[house]

you could feed her to my dog. just kidding, not really. ok i am. sorry, must just be cause im allergic to cats

[phUnk]

Shave it.

Better yet, wax it.

[ulty_guy]

watergun should work. my cat does the same kinda (hiss, take swings at me) thing but never with food. i think they just get a bit riled up, but they tend to be pretty forgiving, pretty quickly. mine normally is back in my lap in under a minute...can't say that it's the same when i piss off my other pu$$y

[altagirl]

My cat did that the first day I got her from the shelter. So I put some hot sauce on a piece of what I was eating, gave it to her off the plate and she's never considered touching my plate or what I'm eating again. Easy.

[Beaver]

Throw it off the sundeck.I was eating dinner on the deck on High Street in Nelson & the cat hopped up on the table while I was getting a beer. When I returned to see her eating my dinner I tossed her off the deck about 40' off the ground. She didn't do that again.

[DJSapp]

Throw it off the sundeck.I was eating dinner on the deck on High Street in Nelson & the cat hopped up on the table while I was getting a beer. When I returned to see her eating my dinner I tossed her off the deck about 40' off the ground. She didn't do that again.

Winner. Cats can be trained, it just requires a high level of disipline than most people are willing to inflict on a small cute fuzzy thing. Another example:

Had a friend who's cat kept jumping on the kitchen table. He finally got fed up and bitch-slapped the cat off the table and it flew. It flew completely through the kitchen and INTO THE FAMILY ROOM (approx 40 ft.). The cat's flight ended with a loud 'thunk' when the opposite wall got in the way, otherwise it would have easily cleared 100 ft.

Cat never got on the table again.

[The AD]

I can't believe you would resort to physical force to 'punish' a cat. Maybe a little swat, but throwing a cat off a 40' deck or across a room? That's just sick you fucks. Cats aren't impervious to injury, you know.

[Evil E]

My cat used to jump on the table all the time. One time it put its head in my bowl of cheerios and started eating right out of the bowl. I picked up my baseball bat and swung as hard as I could. The cat hasnt eaten anything off the table since. Its actually so well behaved now that it doesnt eat anything or even use the cat box.