Where's my checkbook?

[stump832]

Last seen in my windbreaker pocket after picking up some new skis from Phunk.

Places/Things I've thought of already:
Stuffed between couch cushions.
Under the seat in the Subie.
At the Lift House ski shop somewhere.
Garbage can?

Any other suggestions (serious and humorous equally welcome)?

[Trackhead]

Get on it quick.

I got my checkbook stolen from work years back. Within 8 hours they had written every check (12) left in my book. I was signing affadavits of forgery until I was blue in the face. Good thing I called the bank immediately and reported all the check numbers that were out.

Then when I went to buy my first house, the credit report turned up a bunch of garbage from that incident that I had to wade through.

Good luck.

[EPSkis]

Your other jacket.

[weibo]

Phone Phunk and see who's name he answers the phone with. I'm guessin' Phunk has got another identity on the go already.

[splat]

I heard he was going by 'Chet Huntley'.

[stump832]

Yesterday he was going by Brock Landers. Not sure about today.

Checkbook located though - I guess I tossed it in some random junk drawer before cooking burritos last night. Life is hard when you're a stoner towel with no short term memory. At least I still know the melody to funkytown.