WEED, The Official Thread

**Peruvian** · 12-23-2023, 07:32 AM

5mg batch drying.

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**booner** · 12-27-2023, 09:16 AM

Wife came home early and busted our 17 yr old son smoking my weed right in the bathroom. Stupid fucker just can't figure out how to get away with anything. Maybe go outside dipshit?

I keep everything in a safe and left the key out by mistake. Ooops

**riser4** · 12-27-2023, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by booner

Wife came home early and busted our 17 yr old son smoking my weed right in the bathroom. Stupid fucker just can't figure out how to get away with anything. Maybe go outside dipshit?

I keep everything in a safe and left the key out by mistake. Ooops

Stoner moves. There's a thread for that. Still, I'm impressed that Jr was paying close enough attention that you leave your keys out the one time and he's on it. That's dedication. And ya, what a bonehead. Every kid in my generation knew that you pinched some of the weed but not too much and GTFO. Deny everything
and smoke your friends up with the score.

Reminds me of when I was 13 and my mom's loser boyfriend lost his weed (in the house, fell down somewhere like in his chair or something). I got blamed. I didn't even smoke weed at that point, not because of lack of opportunity, I just wasn't interested. Yet.

**Bunion 2020** · 12-27-2023, 12:05 PM

Every kid in my generation knew that you pinched some of the weed but not too much and GTFO. Deny everything

My 1st weed was Acapulco Gold pinched from my stepmothers stash. Thanks Trish.

Rolled 3 skinny joints and smoked out my buddies. Your recollection is accurate.

I still remember that day clearly.

**Dantheman** · 12-27-2023, 12:29 PM

Camping trip with extended family when my cousin and I were both 16. My cousin saw a joint fall out of his dad/my uncle's pocket and sniped it. Not only did we get to smoke the J, but we also got to laugh at my uncle as he tried to surreptitiously search camp for it for the next two days.

**riser4** · 12-27-2023, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Dantheman

Camping trip with extended family when my cousin and I were both 16. My cousin saw a joint fall out of his dad/my uncle's pocket and sniped it. Not only did we get to smoke the J, but we also got to laugh at my uncle as he tried to surreptitiously search camp for it for the next two days.

That's awesome!

**Bunion 2020** · 12-27-2023, 02:31 PM

Only users lose dope. That is awesome.

**gravitylover** · 12-27-2023, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by booner

Wife came home early and busted our 17 yr old son smoking my weed right in the bathroom. Stupid fucker just can't figure out how to get away with anything. Maybe go outside dipshit?

Fukn brilliant.

My neighbor and I were hanging in my room, did a few bong hits and sat back listening to tunes. Mom wasn't home so we were good. Oops, mom's home

She walked right in to let us know too! As she walked in a bird flew in the open window and she went to swat it back out and stepped on the weed tray and broke it. It was this cool oriental looking thing that I took from the dining room. She got all frustrated and I said "we could go out and drive around if you'd rather". She never gave me a hard time for smoking around the house again.

**Peruvian** · 12-27-2023, 04:56 PM

My 24 yo daughter is a cannabis lightweight (surprising given she went to college in CO and now lives in OR). She decided to try a 5mg greenie to get to sleep the other night and told me she was “levitating” out of bed and thought the TikTok vids she was watching were actually Facetime calls.

#Stoned[emoji622]

I’ve had a few and worried they were duds. [emoji38]

**riser4** · 12-27-2023, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

My 24 yo daughter is a cannabis lightweight (surprising given she went to college in CO and now lives in OR). She decided to try a 5mg greenie to get to sleep the other night and told me she was “levitating” out of bed and thought the TikTok vids she was watching were actually Facetime calls.

#Stoned[emoji622]

I’ve had a few and worried they were duds. [emoji38]

Way to go dad. Lol

**Thaleia** · 12-27-2023, 06:11 PM

It's hard for some of us to fathom but a proper 5mg dosage with low tolerance can do exactly that.

**skaredshtles** · 12-27-2023, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Thaleia

It's hard for some of us to fathom but a proper 5mg dosage with low tolerance can do exactly that.

I wish I had a low tolerance like that.

**Peruvian** · 12-28-2023, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by riser4

Way to go dad. Lol

She’s an adult and I’m glad she felt comfortable giving it a try while home visiting.

**riser4** · 12-28-2023, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

She’s an adult and I’m glad she felt comfortable giving it a try while home visiting.

Word

**Danno** · 01-12-2024, 07:01 PM

In shocking news, a federal agency found that weed may have some medical benefits and isn't as bad as heroin: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/12/h...smid=url-share

**Dantheman** · 01-12-2024, 08:05 PM

I'm sure the DEA will reschedule it in a jiff now.

**Peruvian** · 02-09-2024, 06:51 PM

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**Bunion 2020** · 02-09-2024, 11:05 PM

^^^ That the usual dosage? Looks about like what I measure out although I have 2xed and it created a less than desirable result.

**Peruvian** · 02-10-2024, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

^^^ That the usual dosage? Looks about like what I measure out although I have 2xed and it created a less than desirable result.

Yup - half a pipette will give the tingles. I originally had a higher volume but evaporated it down to this level for a little more concentrated version. I could evap more but I don’t want a tincture that suddenly is so strong that an accidental extra drop sends someone to the stratosphere.