Check Out Our Shop
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Alcohal Related: Can you top this?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Fort Collins
    Posts
    2,005

    Alcohal Related: Can you top this?

    SOFIA, Bulgaria - Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914, far above the usual life-threatening range, police and doctors said Tuesday.



    The 67-year-old man, whose name was not released, was hospitalized Dec. 20, when a car knocked him down on a street in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv.

    A breath test showed high blood alcohol level, but police officers thought the result was inaccurate, because the man was conscious and talked with them, said Col. Angel Rangelov, head of police in Plovdiv.

    Laboratory analysis of five subsequent blood samples taken the same day confirmed that the man had had a 0.914 blood alcohol content, Rangelov said. An 0.55 blood-alcohol level is usually considered as life-threatening.

    Dr. Svetlan Dermendzhiev of Plovdiv's University hospital told state news agency BTA he had not seen such a high level.

    The man was reported in stable condition after treatment for head injuries.
    "I smell varmint puntang."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    1,857
    Obviously an experienced drinker with quite a taste for the stuff. And no I've never heard of anything even in the same galaxy as those numbers.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Too Far South
    Posts
    5,269
    damn I didn't know any maggots in bulgaria
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Where babies are made
    Posts
    2,339
    Damn, talk about 80 proof blood.

    I think I have a new hero....
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Eagle River Alaska
    Posts
    10,962
    can't beat that, I suspect I'd die after 2 beer
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Fort Collins
    Posts
    2,005
    two 4oz beers?
    "I smell varmint puntang."

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    写道
    Posts
    13,605
    I'm surprised he didn't die from blood loss.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    yo momma's
    Posts
    723
    I remember there was a russian dude alst year who won a vodka drinking competition. I can't remembe what the amount was but it was obscene (I am guessing but it was like 5 liters in 30 minutes or some shit like that). The competition was sponsored by a vodka producer, his prize: more vodka. He left the bar, caught a taxi, gave directions to his home, arrived and went to bed whereupon he died. I wonder hwat his blood alcohol was.
    Recently overheard: "Hey Ralph, what were you drinking that time that you set your face on fire?"

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •