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  1. 01-05-2005, 10:13 AM #1
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    An open letter to Joe Simpson

    Dear Joe,

    Last night you subjected your daughter to another public flogging before 70,000 college football fans. It's as if the Saturday Night Live fiasco wasn't enough.

    Your daughter seems like a nice, funny, well adjusted teenager. But she sings like I do. After a weekend bender of bourbon, hookers and blow.

    You both have made enough money off of this debacle to "laugh all the way to the bank." So cash the last checks and send Ashley to the high school guidance counselor to start checking out colleges.

    Let the dream die. And thanks for your time.

    Stu
    Last edited by Stu Gotz; 01-05-2005 at 10:29 AM.
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  2. 01-05-2005, 10:44 AM #2
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    At least he should look her over before sending her out there in that horrible outfit.
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  3. 01-05-2005, 03:59 PM #3
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    stu, that is very funny
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  4. 01-06-2005, 03:15 PM #4
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    sounds like being at a zoo

    in case you missed it: http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=103856
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  5. 01-06-2005, 04:37 PM #5
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    Love the "you suck!"
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  6. 01-19-2005, 04:38 PM #6
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    I thought this was going to be about a climber.
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  7. 01-19-2005, 05:06 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    I thought this was going to be about a climber.
    Me too. My guess he's not the Father of these bimbo twins.
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