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  1. 01-04-2005, 06:26 AM #1
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    Supermodels Without Makeup

    It's always a drag to open the National Enquirer in the supermarket line and realize that your favorite model or actress looks like total crap without makeup. Off the top of my head, Cameron Diaz and Pamela Anderson come to mind.

    Here's one that manages the transition nicely... post-Tsunami after spending several hours hanging on to the top of a palm tree with a broken pelvis and serious internal injuries.

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    it looks photoshopped.
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    i can let you know how she broke that pelvis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    i can let you know how she broke that pelvis.


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    Elle McPherson

    I saw Elle playing pool at the Stagecoach bar in Jackson. She radiated beauty and grace that was unbelievably awesome. Like an angle from the skies, all the other people in the bar had their jaws to the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baconzoo
    I saw Elle playing pool at the Stagecoach bar in Jackson. She radiated beauty and grace that was unbelievably awesome. Like an angle from the skies, all the other people in the bar had their jaws to the floor.
    Elle does not need makeup.

    What is worse than a model with no makeup? A maggot with no helmet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Who is it?
    Petra Nemcova.

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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    it looks photoshopped.
    Lurking jong here...its Petra, and it is real....saw the video clip of her in that hospital on TV. I'll agree some of those women really disappoint without makeup, etc.....but not her, especially after going through what she did
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    I see Amber Valetta most mornings at my local Peets. She stands out - very pretty without make-up (and first thing in the morning, in sweats). Gorgeous husband and son, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anxious Mo-Fo
    It's always a drag to open the National Enquirer in the supermarket line and realize that your favorite model or actress looks like total crap without makeup.[/IMG]
    Only people who have a favorite model would be dissapointed by seeing them sans makeup and airbrush work.

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    i just want to know what 'local peets' are, and am curious to find out if i can somehow be invloved with these 'peets'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    I see Amber Valetta most mornings at my local Peets. She stands out
    Yeah, but I bet she gets jealous when she sees you.
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    When I wear make-up I look like Molly Ringwald.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Yeah, but I bet she gets jealous when she sees you.
    For a rodent, you are very naughty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    i just want to know what 'local peets' are, and am curious to find out if i can somehow be invloved with these 'peets'.
    It's a celeb-fest at my Peets (Santa Monica). The only one I care about seeing is Luke Wilson (who has become a coffee drinking buddy), but almost every morning I see Amber V, Jennifer Grey, Madeleine Stowe (and husband Brian Benben), Kate Capshaw, Scott Foley (and his stunningly gorgeous girlfriend), Don Cheadle, Taylor Negron...the list goes on
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    When I wear make-up I look like Molly Ringwald.
    You talkin cute 16 yr. old Molly or hagged out 30 yr. old Molly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    It's a celeb-fest at my Peets (Santa Monica).
    okay. so peets are in santa monica with the pretty people, that is plain enough. but my dear, please enlighten me as to how i might become involved with said peets with said pretty people. and for gods sake, what the fuck is a peet. besides a scottish moss, that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    The only one I care about seeing is Luke Wilson (who has become a coffee drinking buddy).
    "No offense. You are a beautiful girl. But you are taking coffee with a living legend."
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    Peets is the best and strongest coffee around. Good stuff. Even the decaf makes my hair stand on end.

    YC - can I come drink coffee with you and Luke Wilson? Please? Pretty please? At least tell him I LOVE him and that he needs to drop his silly Hollywood life and move to the coast for a quieter more simple life with a snowboarding environmental activist event planner with a cool dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

    YC - can I come drink coffee with you and Luke Wilson? Please? Pretty please? At least tell him I LOVE him and that he needs to drop his silly Hollywood life and move to the coast for a quieter more simple life with a snowboarding environmental activist event planner with a cool dog.
    Anytime WSD - I'll even make night-time plans and you can stay with me. By the way, his brother Andrew is even cuter (and single).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dogg
    Lurking jong here...its Petra, and it is real....saw the video clip of her in that hospital on TV. I'll agree some of those women really disappoint without makeup, etc.....but not her, especially after going through what she did
    I know, I don't see what's wrong with that pic. She still looks beautiful.

    Basom, this may answer your questions: www.peets.com
    It's the best coffee chain I know of. It makes Starbucks look like low grade dogfood, which it is.

    Oh and Luke Wilson rocks. I just watched Bottle Rocket again last night. I love that movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    Anytime WSD - I'll even make night-time plans and you can stay with me. By the way, his brother Andrew is even cuter (and single).
    I'm on the next plane to LA .

    Actually - here's a good small world thing for you -

    Luke's brother Owen Wilson was my friend Ilyse's first kiss. They grew up in TX together!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    It's a celeb-fest at my Peets (Santa Monica). The only one I care about seeing is Luke Wilson (who has become a coffee drinking buddy)
    Do you have to hold the cup for him? I just saw Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Luke Wilson clearly had both arms severed. I'm sooo happy he can continue leading a normal life after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
    Peets is the best and strongest coffee around. Good stuff. Even the decaf makes my hair stand on end.
    oh, yeah..coffee.... not as exciting as Yogachik made it seem. We have those peets' too, my friend managed the one in harvard square, aint no dunkies thats for sure.

    i guess i don't really want to be involved with peets after all.


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