"I'm too drunk. You got me."

[Honc]

This was Jim McMahon's comment during a recent field sobriety test. C'mon, Jim. Nobody likes a quitter.

It's great to see athletes take on retirement with the same passion that propelled them to greatness on the field.

In a related story, I recently bumped into Deon Sanders at a restaurant in Union Square. I met him at the coat check where he was picking up his full length mink coat complete with hood. He was accompanied by two buxom blondes, most likely escorts, and took me up when I complemented his attire and invited him to the bar for a beer.

He said he doesn't drink but came over to the bar for a second. Five button suit: affirmative
Pimp-style press hat, cocked to the left: affirmative
The dude's hands are roughly the size of my desk.

The only question he wouldn't answer was, "Hey Primetime, who do you like in the Eagles game?"
His answer, "Baby, I'm not on the clock yet."

I'm sure he never gets that question.

[Karl Stall]

Honc - where are those spreadsheets I asked for? Get back to work!!

[Steven S. Dallas]

Oh, so he gets a job, bitches about it, and then he's next spotted hobnobbing with TV stars and NFL legends while dining in high style at chi-chi restaurants in tony neighborhoods in New York? Boo-hoo for Honc.

[Crinkle]

He was probably about to take those 2 chicks back to his room to snork coke off their ass.

[gonzo]

let's be honest...did that story "not actually happen"?

[Honc]

Is it possible that Deon Sanders at the Bluewater Grille could be mistaken for Ralph Macchio at Quiznos?

I hate you guys.

I'm not posting for at least twenty minutes.