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    Maggot Guide to Online Poker Bonus Whoring

    A friend of mine wanted to start playing poker online and was just going to deposit his hundred bucks at Party Poker. I told him to hold off and I would come back with a better approach to maximize his winning potential. A couple of days and a few experiments later I came up with an approach that should net him more than 2K by the time he is done. He liked the plan and is having success with it and has passed it onto a few people and they are doing well also. Hopefully these guys will do well enough that we can all go to SA this summer, time will tell. So what the hell I created a blog and decided to share it.

    So if you got a spare hundred and want to take a shot the program is HERE.

    Disclaimer: This program may change at anytime, plus you also risk busting out, especially if you suck at poker. So if the 100 bucks would be taking food out of your kids mouth I suggest you not deposit any money to poker sites. If you currently suck and want to be a be a better poker player I suggest you read Small Stakes Hold'em before depositing money. If your husband/wife/mom is going to freak out, I suggest you not deposit any money. If you have a gambling problem, I suggest you not deposit any money. If none of these conditions fit you, then go have fun.
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    Interesting, I won my poker game last night, all skill too I only won 2 big hands the rest was bluffing and gamesmanship. First time playing hold em too might check out that website
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    Interesting, I won my poker game last night, all skill too I only won 2 big hands the rest was bluffing and gamesmanship. First time playing hold em too might check out that website
    I'm sure its pretty easy to win when you are playing at table surrounded by stuffed animals and dolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castro's
    I'm sure its pretty easy to win when you are playing at table surrounded by stuffed animals and dolls.
    heh.
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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