Originally Posted by Odin
Damn, and I know how much you like that.
#9 is mine!
Originally Posted by Odin
Damn, and I know how much you like that.
#9 is mine!
I vaguely recall talking to someone last night and I think it was Foggy since I now have his name in my phone under Fogle. Trust me when I say I was with you in spirit.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
It was my phone but you were not talking to me. Something about getting the band back together and the huge south american satchel you scored in the disco. Good times had by all! Yep, we shut 'er down.
So I'm watching this Chris Christopherson movie and it's awesome. The story is set in a small town in the midwest. He'd always had trouble with his eyesite, but nobody loved baseball more than he did. As a kid he was always there helping the team and he eventually became the coach when he grew up. He'd coached those kids to the championship every year for the last 10 and he was legally blind. An amazing person. They'd just asked him to come play (honorarily) in a legends game with some of the greatest players to ever play in the major leagues and all the home town folks have come together for his big send off. This movie so beyond touching the way it's been filmed and put together that at this point the flood gates are about to open and I know I'm going to ball like a baby. That is until they send him out the door of his home and some sort of spaceship from star wars is there to pick him up. Damn RBVs give me some weird freaking dreams.
Tons of lines to pull from last night. Cornholio likes telling people I'm a rodeo clown, and asking girls if he can pollish there shoes. Odin likes watching old ladies bend over then grits his teeth and says weird stuff under his breath like somehow he just left the room. Once she stands up he's suddenly back with us. As proven yet again last night I can't sell. I thought cletus was destined for trouble and the means was in his hand, but his experiences traveling with Nancy Reagan and the "Just Say No" posse in his formative youth really had a bad influence on his drinking behavior. Beyond that pinner continued to get shnockered like the rest of us, but while we're saying retarded things acting like drunks he's over there wearing Hef's bathrobe leaning with one arm against the bar sending sparkles off his teeth. That guy can hold his liquor. And there's more. Believe me there's more.
Quien es mas Macho? Cleetus in the fine metro trench or HefPinnah holding up the railing?
Sweeeet! Sounds like we had fun!
It's idomatic, beatch.
Cletus, I just saw that I called you last night. Please tell me you didn't answer your phone.
It's idomatic, beatch.
My phone was off.
You slipped me a note from someone though. Said something about "tonight."
Was that from your mom?
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Yes. I think we all go to hell if a heathen shows up at Christmas Eve dinner, but she said that we'd never be able to convert the lot of you if we didn't have some of you over for Christmas Eve dinner every once in a while.
It's idomatic, beatch.
Hitting the town with Maggots till 3:30 am is one hell of a way to prepare for an 8am. flightI got home arounf 4am through everything in my car and got about 30 minutes of sleep before heading to the airport.
On another note I think I locked up my trip to Hell by checking out the Pasteur's 21 year old daughter while she read from the bible![]()
OK,
my phone has been having isssues and I dont reall y use it anymore, I just check the messages from my work phone.
So I check them today on the lift and I have this long rambling garbled message about"we got 3/4ths of the pussy posse" and blah blah, hha ha background noise expletives click" so i think its old college friends or Aspen boys when i hear the next messag ( of 6)
"hey fukker, its Pinner" now its clear, drunk dialed from d-town, repeatedly.
sounds like y'al had a good time.
is "The Church" still around? I went there back in 97-98..pretty cool place with alot of potential, but the people hanging were complete dweebs.
sno...
It is still around.
Along with Vinyl, Rise, Lotus, Hush, Mynt, Monarch, Flow, Lime, and many, many more one-word-name clubs and lounges. Apparently, that's the thing these days.
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Still waiting for these:Originally Posted by Yossarian
Drool
Phlegm
Spooge
I also think Gack or Snerd would be kinda neat names for a club, but that's just me.
not a whole lot of details here. At my party, my dad got the ladies wasted on Cosmo's and white wine (like father, like son). Went on and on till 3am. Unfortunately one buddy's HOT girlfriend got drunk and pissed on the guest bedroom rug (who can't handle thier booze?) its ok, i am pretty sure we won't ever let her forget, especially her new nickname "Puddles" Lucky my parents are so fricking cool, i would have dragged her outside and hosed her off if it was up to me.
good times in philly suburbs
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
You fools have NO idea how lucky you are that the bowling alley was full. The carnage my custom rock would have left in it's wake makes me want to cry out in pain for all of you.
My bowling shoes are titties, too!
Sounds like I ducked out at the appropriate time.![]()
I was set up, I don't even have your phone number. Cornholio + Cletus = evil.
Last man standing ---> Pnr![]()
Good fun, all. Look forward to drinking your asses under the table again soon.
First man to work -> F to the G
I'll put my skiing up against your drinking any day.
I'll put my drinking against your FREEHEEL skiing anyday.![]()
P-lease, when else do I bring a knife to a gun fight. Doing things the hard way just because it's cool ain't my style. Don't get me started on the rendevous at your bar of choice in your part of town for which you didn't show. Perhaps it was the multiple whisky shots that Odin insisted on (you know AK style blah blah) that created an uneven playing table.
BAH! PUssies! I only took a 2 hr nap on that day, then had to play trains with my 2 year old nephew and do dinner with the folks!
Now if someone coulda told me that Valdez got about 4 feet of snow in between the time I left I would appreciate it.
Fuck Colorado Snow.
There I said it.
Next drinking special is in AK on me.
Then you had to deal with your pissy girlfriend.
Such a pro!!
I think we need to try and bowl again. That sounded like a good idea. Either that or mini golf, or hovercraft repair classes.Originally Posted by jibij
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