Denver Weeknight Drinking Club Has Moved to Thursday.

[Foggy_Goggles]

"Come in whenever bro, we'll handle it" - Lumberg

Looks like an early start tomorrow ain't gonna slow me down

[Pinner]

"Nobody focks with the Cletus."


Beer, open. Liver, priming.

[Odin]

INSERT DRAMATIC MUSIC!


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I'm baking cookies right now

Game ON BIOTCHES! Nobody Focks with the pinnah

[Foggy_Goggles]

I can't beleive I have not yet heard the W word!

J$, what's the current ratio at?

[meatdrink9]

1 in 4 will fall. The creator himself is no longer safe. I still have a broken finger from the last time "W" made an appearance.

[Woodsy]

I can't beleive I have not yet heard the W word!

J$, what's the current ratio at?

hes up to straight flavored vodka and food colouring at this point I imagine.

[Foggy_Goggles]

AKA Grey Goose -splash of tonic - splash of cran

Is there a name for this cocktail? It is kinda like a cosmo in a rox glass or a cape codder.

[Pinner]

Yeah I think it's called a "Fruit Loop."

The fuck you trying to impress with that shit???

[Woodsy]

AKA Grey Goose -splash of tonic - splash of cran

Is there a name for this cocktail? It is kinda like a cosmo in a rox glass or a cape codder.

his is more like smirnoff twist & punch flavoured Gatorade or watever is in the fridge

[Pinner]

Kerosene and Hi-C


That's what he was mixing last time.

[meatdrink9]

isopropyl and OJ

Really it's just whatever is around. Redbull frequently makes an appearance.

[Crinkle]

isopropyl and OJ

Really it's just whatever is around. Redbull frequently makes an appearance.

somebody say my name?? md9 claims 24% failure rate. Redbull, yikes, w.w.w.wwwwwwaater bottles!!!!

don't look back, just run.

I'm there in spirit. Mixing cocktails in Philly right now, as my party starts Eastern standard time. Have fun suckas.

[Cornholio]

I'll be there. Just got back in town, so I'm grabbing a shower and some food and I'll call one of youse when I get on the road.

[SherpaStyle]

I wish I could be there (well, not really...maybe just for the drinking club festivities) Have fun!





Psst...Go easy on the new guy (although I have a feeling he can hold his own)

[Foggy_Goggles]

I'll be there. Just got back in town, so I'm grabbing a shower and some food and I'll call one of youse when I get on the road.

Sweet. I've got a Jackson on YoCletus having at least one beer.

[meatdrink9]

Sweet. I've got a Jackson on YoCletus having at least one beer.

he just called. if we migrate to LoDo later there's no way he won't be getting into trouble.

[Evil E]

skiing at the vail backside w. all yous was sick! wish I could join, but Its a "blockbuster" night -- plus tommorrow me and the wife have a big day tommorrow you know? maybe bed bath and beyond.. I dont know if theres time

[Rdy2ski]

Oops, wish I had seen this thread earlier! Hope you had a great time (and we're not reading about you in the papers tomorrow or seeing posts for bail)

[meatdrink9]

Cletass is masturbating to a picture of a homeless man dancing with a midget in a bucket of feces. I'm not one to judge. It's his thing. Whatever. We're about to intervene and push some after-birth we found in the alley under his door. If he eats it he truly is the chosen one. If he chooses to masterbate more at the sight of this slimy flesh than he is a man among men. If he wears it on his head and makes a mixed slurpee at a 7-11 then maybe he needs a little help, because slurpees suck.

Cletass. Answer your phone or prepare for the intervention.

[meatdrink9]

Oops, wish I had seen this thread earlier! Hope you had a great time (and we're not reading about you in the papers tomorrow or seeing posts for bail)

[foggy] it's gettin' hot in here so take of all off all your clothes!!! [/foggy]

[Alioops]

Just got the drunken voice mail from you boys (sorry battery died, but now recharged).
So Pinner, what was the deal with the cow?????

[Yossarian]

Heh

Early report

The crew is in fine form
Drinks are flowing freely
Peeps starting to fill in the bar
Good scene
Pinner
Strand
Lurch
Cornhole
Meats
Foggs
Odin

If I didn't feel like I was borderline losing it and at my personal limits of sanity from the last month of constant work and travel, and in need of some serious personal away-from-everyone time, I would have stayed out - the rest of the night will be a solid showing I think.

MD9 did his utmost best to keep me out there, pointing out the numerous hotties strolling into the Celtic as we loitered, and slyly getting me to "hold" his bull and Vodka, which he knows I'll partake of, but in the end, my need for sleep and calm and re-centering overcame my need for poon and fun for tonight.

Hopefully, after some good rest and a little time on the hill tomorrow, all will be well in the world again for me. Meantime, let's send positive waves of ju-ju to the boyz in the hood tonight...

[Alioops]

Nice to know Odin is actually still hanging in there. He's young, but fun.

[Pinner]

Cletus tried reeeally hard.
Odin delivered.
Valdez represent.

[Odin]

Begin the story of Cleetass the pussy, run amok with vagrants like Gary Busy. Not the Afterbirth upon his head will he place, and then he would flaunt his leading of the human race; Then uopn the romantic thought cleetus fled from the ladies like a gigolo caught. I did see upon the ground a meat monkey firing but conversations about hobos led me to believe in fine words desiring. Damn to rhyme the words are struggling where did Cornhole enjd up poerspiring. I tried to tkae money of pinnah at poker but ended up losing some finer poker.

And that swhen walter cronkiet argrees my mind my bowelss my thyighs are for mees!

ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...


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They didn't even TOUCH ME! BAH!