Yes, that's great poop pay.Originally Posted by Castro's
Yes, that's great poop pay.Originally Posted by Castro's
If you get paid to give colonics, it's just not quite the same.
this is a definitely a pretty funny thread. i guess i did $7.60 for a 10 minute grumper while reading the manual to my new digital camera. i never thought about in that way....
i would just hate to figure out the amount i get paid while reading threads about people's pooping rate etc.
Originally Posted by Mcwop
...and I rode the Alta chairlifts all day Friday with these two?!?!Originally Posted by The AD
Hey, what about us salary folks?
I guess there's two ways to look at it, weekly salary / 40 hrs / 60 min = $0.346 per min = 1.72 for a 5 minute dump.
On the other hand there's weekly salary / took fucking many hours / 60 min = $0.213 per min = 1.064 for the same five min.
I guess I'm just a worthless shit.
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
It's appropriate we shared a room in Utah, isn't it?Originally Posted by Endlessseason
This post explains why Odin never pooped at home in the morning and thank god for that considering the bathroom is the size of a tin can (just a bit bigger than the house itself) and right next to the bedroom.
This also gives a whole new meaning to his job description "hole watch".
Last edited by Alioops; 12-22-2004 at 11:26 PM.
My goodness how the time has just flown with all this riveting talk of poop. Well, I'd really like to stick around and hear the latest poop on the poop situation, but frankly, I'm just too pooped out. :-( G'nite.
You should really watch which planets you swallow.Originally Posted by Mcwop
Damn, I bet that set you back a few $$ from the shit-at-work fund.Originally Posted by The AD
Next time you could just get yourself arrested in LA, I hear the bros in cellblock D will straighten a colon out for free.
edit for additional smart-assery:
I'm going to be envisioning your bowels every time somebody asks me if I want to go twist one up. I'd just like to thank you for that.
Last edited by ill-advised strategy; 12-23-2004 at 04:14 AM.
Love that thread.
So some of us end up just being paid for pooping and spending the rest of the working hours over here, right?![]()
Priceless!!!
I am the Shithouse King. A Large percentage of my working day is spent 'researching'. This involves shopping on ebay, cruising the TGR board, and most importantly reading all the car magazines our office gets on subscription. The latter activity is best conducted on the bog. It's got to the stage now where I get anxious if I need to go to the toilet and don't have something to read in my hand. I can spend many hours per week in the trap, catching up on the latest Volkswagen diesel engine developments. I'm thinking of getting a telephone extension installed in there for when I miss calls. The admin staff tell callers that I'm at my other office. So while my hourly poop rate may not be the highest, I bet I gross the biggest.![]()
LOLOriginally Posted by YetiMan
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"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
Obviously, you've never been the first one to use the can after meOriginally Posted by bad_roo
I just made a lot, it was a two flusher.
Bump.
123
focus.
I never figured it out, but minute for minute it's the most satisfying part of my day!!!!!!!!
Between dumping, smoking, cleanup prior to coffee-lunch -end of shift, prolly hosed the man out of about 5 hrs a day. But its ok it was just Uncle Sam, and sometimes he made go to places I did'nt want to be. X-20 years, o'boy I was a slacker.
I'm full time salaried and look at it as an additional beny.
10 min per day times 5 days per week
50 Minutes per week times 49 weeks a year (3 weeks vacation)
equals just over 40 hours a year or an additional vacation week!
Too bad I spend that week on the shitter and not on the hill......
We get so busy sometimes at my work I don't have time to shit so I just wear depends. I have sat in my own crap for about 45 minutes in 105 degree temperatures, it's not too bad but I sometimes get quite the rash.
The real irony for me was that fag smokers get to have a 5 min break every hour or 2 and have to leave the premises to do so, and don't have to answer phones or do anything. Thus us non smokers get discriminated against coz we don't get these breaks and I was told we had to take the cordless fone to the shitter!
I told them that won't happen.
My rule was if my fly was down, fark the fone!
Didn't we have some "issues" over this.
I got a good reputation for (on this scale) the $6 shit! (10 years ago!)
it was the only quite time on a 11 - 14 hour shift.
Now I'm an interstate truck driver it cost me money and time. well sleep time.
another reason to have a good diet.
We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
On average regular smokers die 15 years earlier then non smokers, this gives you 15 more smoke break free years to work.
but they get to take lotsa time off going to and recovering from varoius surgeries. and get paid a pension waiting to die ...
hmmm ... which lifestyle will i choose,
bueller ...
bueller ...
We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
A 7yo thread bump? Gotta take the prize for oldest thread bump.
avg 8 min dump = $4.66
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
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