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Thread: Paging Buzzworthy and MacDaddy (Weakness Related)

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    Paging Buzzworthy and MacDaddy (Weakness Related)

    2 charges of sallyassed punkness

    How does the defense plead?

    Yep, I said it. Buzz – I appreciate you organizing the mini. MacDaddy – thanks for the hospitality. But that doesn’t change reality, your both nancy pant puss bags. This has nothing to do with jello shots, fila fag bags, Better of Dead or leopard g-strings. Solitude has beers and football, safety meetings and sunshine as well. 2:30 and Buzz hadn’t even made the couch, let alone the ski area. You’re banished back to your tray, skiers are held do a higher standard – you didn’t make the cut. Buzzworthless and MeekDaddy – you are both on probationary status. Your professional designation is temporarily revoked. If you don’t take better care of your livers, they will be taken away from you. Weak!

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    You two will need a pretty good lawyer to get out of this mess. The evidence in the case is pretty solid, nothing circumstancial about it.

    WEAK!!!

    BobMc

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    ...........Buzz & MacDaddy

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    Should skiguide be change with some type of acessory to weakness? I'm not up on the local statutues.

    Additional charge on MacDaddy -- scaring all the cute girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    You can relate, it is Mildbillesk.

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    I would like to Object,
    The Plantiff in this case was guilty of willfully and knowingly dodging me for Cocktails on Wednesday night.

    His weakness may trump his weakness acccusations.

    While all you amateurs were tooling in around SLC, I was playing with the pros in Fat City.

    Karl Stall and Raddam represent, debauchery and still early buckets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    While all you amateurs were tooling in around SLC, I was playing with the pros in Fat City.
    Not sure I'd call Foggy an amatuer- after many a years spent at the Winter Park Pub

    Anyone who's spent an inkling of time in that place can slog'em down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    I would like to Object,
    The Plantiff in this case was guilty of willfully and knowingly dodging me for Cocktails on Wednesday night.
    If "willfully and knowingly" includes sitting at the bar drink in hand cell in pocket waiting for a call, I plead no contest.

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    I guess it was "SallySunday" for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
    Should skiguide be change with some type of acessory to weakness? I'm not up on the local statutues.

    Additional charge on MacDaddy -- scaring all the cute girls.
    I plead the 5th.

    Actually, add 3rd degree kidnapping they used minimal force to keep me there drinking, watching football and eating pizza.
    current ventures:


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    You know what the problem is? Utards can't hold da smoke!


    No, seriously. Y'all can't party.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Utah, Idaho what's the difference!

    I honestly don't think the green was part of the problem. The porch posse was terminated after the reality became obvious. We couldn't get more high, just get less weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
    Utah, Idaho what's the difference!
    Man, you have a lot to learn. Git up here and I'll show you.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    This thread ya highon


    edit: I set such horrible examples.

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    wow.

    still missed treats in SLC FG, card at the Marriott?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    wow.

    still missed treats in SLC FG, card at the Marriott?
    1 = true
    2 = false, Mr. Treskow

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
    1 = true
    2 = false, Mr. Treskow

    Thanks
    ahh
    excellent soloution.

    see ya next time for sure.
    sorry you had to suffer with the "b" team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    sorry you had to suffer with the "b" team

    Hey now, at least we didn't end up sleeping on a park bench.

    BobMc

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    I guess I should have skipped out on work. You boys dissapoint me. For shame.

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    Don't try and drag me into this "B" team you speak of

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    BWAAHAAHAA!

    The East Coaster's were representing on SoliSunday!

    Fack, I just got home after leaving SLC at 6 this AM.
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    No, seriously. Y'all can't party.
    Hey there, wait a minute. Both frozen and myself are Utards born and raised. I've been accused of being a lot of things but not being able to party isn't one of them. Not being able to control my bowels however...

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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    Hey there, wait a minute. Both frozen and myself are Utards born and raised.
    See, there you go. All the true partiers are driven out of the state.

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    Trial postponed. Mr. Buzzworthy injured his back and won't be able to to take the stand for 48hours. Seriously.

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