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Thread: Adopt Kelly Slater's dogs... get free shit !!!

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    Adopt Kelly Slater's dogs... get free shit !!!

    Seriously? Not only was he kicking the shit out of the entire surf world while in Puerto Rico winning his 10th, but he also decided to find homes for stray puppies?
    What's he going for now, Saint Slater?

    http://blog.quiksilver.com/surf_blog...-kelly-slater/
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    For some reason, I expected this to be about Pam Anderson.

    Let's see: backpack, $50. Surfing merchandise, $100. Channel Islands surfboard, -$300 in repairs. Dog, $1,200 a year. Shit, that's an expensive "giveaway".
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    Quote Originally Posted by BS720 View Post
    For some reason, I expected this to be about Pam Anderson.

    Let's see: backpack, $50. Surfing merchandise, $100. Channel Islands surfboard, -$300 in repairs. Dog, $1,200 a year. Shit, that's an expensive "giveaway".
    If the point is finding a good home for the dog's, its probably a god idea to keep the prize much less than the cost of ownership or else some douche will take the prize and send the dogs to a shelter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    If the point is finding a good home for the dog's, its probably a god idea to keep the prize much less than the cost of ownership or else some douche will take the prize and send the dogs to a shelter.
    If the point is finding good homes for dogs, Kelly good give them a good life without lifting a finger. The "point" is slacktivist advertising - why douchebag'tater linked to the quikshitter blog, and not directly to the adoption site:
    http://news.bestfriends.org/index.cf...BA17C2420209C#

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    because i don't check adoption sites you fuckin pubic hair-stylist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotTate View Post
    because i don't check adoption sites you fuckin pubic hair-stylist.
    You don't even read the links you post here?

    Not really surprising, that.

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    I read the Quiksilver blog, you fucking stinky pinky.
    It only seems right to link that page that referred you to the story in the first place.
    What is this? Slater-gate 2011? you got a fucking crack team of monkey's working around the clock on this?
    Did you swallow the whole fucking bottle of retard pills?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotTate View Post
    I read the Quiksilver blog, you fucking stinky pinky.
    It only seems right to link that page that referred you to the story in the first place.
    What is this? Slater-gate 2011? you got a fucking crack team of monkey's working around the clock on this?
    Did you swallow the whole fucking bottle of retard pills?
    you always bring the stoke tatums

    It seems right to post the actual news, not to fellate your employer, or but buddy, or whatever the fuck they are who you drag down into the mire, dumbass

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    go back to playing World of WarCraft
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotTate View Post
    go back to playing World of WarCraft
    Go back to sucking the life out of "action sports"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Go back to sucking the life out of "action sports"
    go back to sucking the life out of TGR forums. wait, you're already there.

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    ZOMBIE STOKE

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    I wonder how hugh would like it if tate came down to the bath house and heckled him when HE was trying to make a buck

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    ^ Thats funny.

    But I'm with Hugh in this. He said it right "slacktivist advertising".

    Plus Pro-Hoing at a desperate level.
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    yup, didn't you guys notice the Quik stock went up yesterday? That was all due to my viral marketing plan of taking a post from a surfing blog about kelly slater and posting it in the TGR surf forum.
    you know, as a freelance editor I often sit around and wonder how I can make my relationship with people that I've worked with for over two years even stronger, and I find that linking to their blog VIA a ski related website really helps me out!
    when they go to look at their analytics, they'll notice that someone named Hottate reposted something on a Wyoming based ski forum. And that's when the money starts to roll in !!!! Actually, i just got a call from Bob McKnight, I'm getting promoted to the person that retweets their tweets !!!!
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    Hugh was up all night researching which dog to adopt.

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    Just to even out my "slacktivist advertising" among my employers...

    http://xxl11.billabong.com/roty_nom/index.html
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