I feel like shit

[Keoni]

Ya know that pre-employment test you take(can't think of the name), where they ask you the question:

"If you knew that [insert relative], had commited a crime, would you turn them in?"

I now know the answer and it really, really sucks

[seldon]

I'm sorry dude. If it makes you feel any better, my (not blood related) cousin robbed a bank wearing a ninja turtle suit with a wooden sword, and his getaway suit was a wetsuit. He changed in front of the security cameras. Sorry to hear the news.

[iceman]

Sounds like you did the right thing, though.

Seldon: when you think you are being funny, please take a moment and think again.

[Keoni]

Just tryin to get someone some help...I ran out of options

[meatdrink9]

If it makes you feel any better, my (not blood related) cousin robbed a bank wearing a ninja turtle suit with a wooden sword, and his getaway suit was a wetsuit. He changed in front of the security cameras.

I so wish this story was real.

[Keoni]

Which turtle was he?

[Mountainman]

Which turtle was he?

The one that carries a sword, duh.

[Ski Beaver]

Leonardo ....

[seldon]

I so wish this story was real.

I'll find the newspaper article. I'm dead serious. I wasn't meaning to be funny, icemang, just saying that people in all of our families do stupid shit.

[Keoni]

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FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG!

[basom]

well, you look like shit. so, you have consistancy going for you.

concuring with mang of ice as well.

[Viva]

I'm in town for a few more days.,. Lemme know if you want to do beer. I've got my own story to tell (I turned out okay).

[The Reverend Floater]

I'm sorry dude. If it makes you feel any better, my (not blood related) cousin robbed a bank wearing a ninja turtle suit with a wooden sword, and his getaway suit was a wetsuit. He changed in front of the security cameras. Sorry to hear the news.

Simply speechless. Please post a TR in another thread.


Sorry to hear that, Keoni. But I'm guessing that if you did it, it was probably the only thing to do at that point. Keep your chin up.

[Keoni]

I'm in town for a few more days.,. Lemme know if you want to do beer. I've got my own story to tell (I turned out okay).

Beers are always good. I'd PM ya but yer box, well, it's kinda, well...you know

[Viva]

Beers are always good. I'd PM ya but yer box, well, it's kinda, well...you know

No doochy, no nookie, eh? Okay, all cleaned and fresh now.

[watersnowdirt]

Sorry to hear that. I hope it all turns out ok. Sounds like you did the right thing.

and Seldon, get the newspaper article. Sounds like the makings of a fine movie script.


(and Hucksquaw - wtf?? Am I missing something or are you being a complete jackass?)

[bad_roo]

Keoni. Mate. Reach for the zinc lozenges and all will be well.

[Keoni]

I'm thinking the Jägermeister lozenges personally

[AntiSoCalSkier]

I'm sorry dude. If it makes you feel any better, my (not blood related) cousin robbed a bank wearing a ninja turtle suit with a wooden sword, and his getaway suit was a wetsuit. He changed in front of the security cameras. Sorry to hear the news.

1. FIND THE ARTICLE!!!!!!

2. How can your cousin not be a blood relative? The only scenario I can think of is an adopted cousin (I have two of those, and neither of them would be dumb enough to rob a bank as a ninja turtle).

[irul&ublo]

... The only scenario I can think of is an adopted cousin (I have two of those, and neither of them would be dumb enough to rob a bank as a ninja turtle).

Yeah...if you're gonna rob a bank, you should dress up like Barney.

[PaSucks]

1. FIND THE ARTICLE!!!!!!

2. How can your cousin not be a blood relative? The only scenario I can think of is an adopted cousin (I have two of those, and neither of them would be dumb enough to rob a bank as a ninja turtle).

Possibly a cousin's spouse? Is that still a cousin?

Or a cousin through a step relative?

I have a "cousin" that is my father's step mother's grand niece. It is unfortunate I had to grow up thinking of her as a cousin, becuase she is fucking hot!

[seldon]

2. How can your cousin not be a blood relative? The only scenario I can think of is an adopted cousin (I have two of those, and neither of them would be dumb enough to rob a bank as a ninja turtle).

My mom's brother married my current aunt. She already had a kid. He is my "cousin". He's like 15 years older than I am as well. He's also a dumbass.

[Oarhead]

Roo: I thought you were just taking the piss when you said that. So you were being serious. Holy shit. I certainly would not have volunteered that family info. Did I mention that I plan on visiting london in the new year .

Seriously though:
Keoni, I hope all works out with the family, I realize it is a cliche, but sometimes you have to hurt somebody to protect them from a greater hurt even if they do not see it.

Edit: Weird, roo's response suddenly disappeared, I hope it was his action and not the board acting up.