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Thread: Karl Malone Didn't Hit On No Wife of Kobe's

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    Karl Malone Didn't Hit On No Wife of Kobe's

    Karl Malone don't appreciate all this talk by baby boy Bryant which disses Karl Malone's reputation. Karl Malone didn't hit on his wife; Karl Malone only goes for the white women.

    Karl Malone works harder than all these young punks. Karl Malone tries to tell them that they gotta do it, but they don't listen to Karl Malone. Karl Malone wants to go and drive his truck now.
    Karl Malone never met a personal pronoun Karl Malone liked.

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    The Mailman just had a special delivery for Mrs. Bryant, that's all. You know what I'm sayin'?

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    wouldn't cornhole white woman if he was with her he said, offense she took why?

    Not a very good Karl Malone you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl_Malone
    Karl Malone only goes for the white women.
    She looks white to me.
    “Don’t want to sound like a dick or nothing but it says on your chart you’re fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.”

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    Kobe gets pissed at Karl for supposedly hitting on his wife...

    Does anyone else see the sick irony in this or am I the only one?
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoda
    wouldn't cornhole white woman if he was with her he said, offense she took why?

    Not a very good Karl Malone you are.

    This post makes yoda sound like a jazz fan. That's not right at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    This post makes yoda sound like a jazz fan. That's not right at all.
    hmm fan of no team am I.

    Cheered for Ike Austin when played he did.

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    Oh, so now we're being faithfull to our wives huh? Is that what's hot in the streets?
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Kobe gets pissed at Karl for supposedly hitting on his wife...

    Does anyone else see the sick irony in this or am I the only one?
    As Phil Taylor said on si.com:

    "How exactly does a man who admitted to committing what became one of the most public acts of adultery in recent memory manage to work up a sense of outrage over a few out-of-line comments?"

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    why is kobe trying to get all the really big guys pissed off at him?
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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    ^^^^No shit, Karl would destroy his panzy, silver spoon in the mouth, ass.

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    Can't wait for Malone to head to the Spurs, then drop an elbow on Kobe during the next Spurs-Lakers matchup...

    Should we start a poll ?

    "How many stitches will Kobe need after Malone whacks him ?"

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    I love this. When the whole Shaq vs. Kobe thing blew up, half the people blamed Kobe and half blamed Shaq. But now Kobe has pissed of Karl. And then there's the not so secret fact that most of the players on various Lakers' teams have hated Kobe the past few years.

    The guy is a serious fucking tool. Huge egos are a dime a dozen in professional sports, but everyone seems to get along for the most part and get the job down. This fucking little shit just doesn't get it.

    I'm so pissed the Lakers dumped Shaq and kept Kobe. It's the exact opposite of what I wanted them to do. So I just go on being a disgruntled Laker fan.
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    Karl wasn't huntin' white women, he was huntin' mexican women. Hell, it was Kay Malone that gave Vanessa Bryant Karl's number.

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