Major First Descent

[theorigionalbro]

Through a reliable source i just received word that the never before run 27 foot chocolate water fall in willy wonka's factory has just been run for the first time. At first i thought this was incredibly unlikely since the factory has been closed down since the slugworth incident, making it near impossible to even get inside wonka's factory. New rumors are surfacing that this unknown paddler may of been one of the golden ticket holders. Anyone who has any information or pictures of this potential First D please post.

[sean_d_85]

Heard it was an Oompa Loompa all wacked out on atomic warheads and Will'ys new energy drink Oompa Juice

[JerseyDave]

I hear there's anasty sieve in the recovery pool. Sucked up a fat kid not long ago.

[jm2e]

Boof hard right and land dead flat and paddling hard or you can get sucked hard back into the chocolate void. I think a lot of people have been studying pictures of that line for years. Hope there's helmet cam footage on Youtube soon.