coming clean

KQ · 10-03-2003, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by watersnowdirt:
<STRONG>The Dork wanted to beat me up.</STRONG>

I miss The Dork.....where is she now?

**Yossarian** · 10-03-2003, 05:05 PM

portland

**Dexter Rutecki** · 10-03-2003, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Schmear:
<STRONG>NW John Galt! Where you been?</STRONG>

I'm not buying it.
Hopefully I'm right.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 10-03-2003, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by bad_roo
Douchey McQueerbait, please raise your right hand.

Partially guilty.

Also known as 0din, chUnk, NYC Hobo, Angel Kisses, DChan's bleeding anus, partially thisguyrighthere, and CR Johnson.

**Karl Stall** · 10-03-2003, 10:45 PM

I was never anybody. Ted Stryker was entertaining. What's up with the Summit County Love triangle anyway? Fess up people...

**xboat** · 10-03-2003, 10:55 PM

lol! man this is deep. tons of memories are popping up from way back.

i knew of some, but poundkey???? if only everyone on here knew what kinda shit he stirred up.

remember someone posting supposed poundkey pics in a liftline or something? calling him a fat ass and all

this is fackin killing me, you guys are good.

**bigAK** · 10-03-2003, 11:17 PM

only had one: stoke

disappeared about the same time i did in june. good to be back (well sorta, kinda like coming back from vacation to find your house cleaned out) no problems moving in with the neighbors though...

**Endlessseason** · 10-04-2003, 11:34 AM

I actively used over two dozen. You'd be surprised at a few of them. Some were a little controversial, so I'm not willing to expose them until I find out whether the Powdermag archives are gone forever.

**bad_roo** · 10-04-2003, 11:40 AM

Oh Ron, you dark horse, you!

**Samwich** · 10-04-2003, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by bigAK
only had one: stoke

disappeared about the same time i did in june. good to be back (well sorta, kinda like coming back from vacation to find your house cleaned out) no problems moving in with the neighbors though...

Don't stop now with that alias. Those posts were awesome. I just started a stoke thread, so go ahead and throw some stuff up. (that goes for the rest of you too!)

**Ted Stryker** · 10-04-2003, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Karl Stall
I was never anybody. Ted Stryker was entertaining. What's up with the Summit County Love triangle anyway? Fess up people...

So here's what I know; like its any big deal:
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Remember back when duphphy (here after “Dumbass”) got all mad and pissy at Ted (the 1st and most pure Ted) and SAYS “email at me at hexagonal ice crystal at gayskiworld... ?”

So Ted emailed Dumbass, and soon realizes that Dumbass thought Ted was Pinner. He was totally convinced. What a great opportunity!

Shortly after beginning to full advantage of this most quality situation, Ted receives a request from Pinner to email him. So Ted did.

Pinner informs me, the 1st and greatest Ted, that Dumbass has taken it further and was badmouthing Pinner off the internet to mutual friends. Now that’s a big step, especially when you don’t have your facts straight. Putting 2 and 2 together and getting 27 type of shit. It must have been that same keen intellect and confidence that leads to one “ski 65 degrees! And then Say it!” And humbleness also comes to mind. Yea, that’s the word.

I digress. Anyway, Ted emails Pinner. Ted says, “ Pinner, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of it.” Now a better decision could have been made at that point, but what the fuk.

Several times Ted emails Dumbass asking that he apologize. He won’t do it. After a while, Dumbass has She Ra respond to these proddings. Her emails, along the lines of “Who are you?…..blah, blah” indicated that the lights were slowly turning on. “Maybe Stryker isn’t Pinner after all.” Ted was basking in this dim, flickering light, and began to use Dumbass's emails to Pinner as post material for the new alias “Matt Duffy”. Ted thought for sure that would this would provide the conclusive evidence needed by Dumbass and She Ra that Pinner was not Ted who was “Matt Duffy”, but not the real life Matt Duffy who is Dumbass.

Sidebar: It was clear from the emails that Dumbass was all concerned and paranoid about Pinner trying to score with She Ra. Sort of a jealously/denial thing. Anyway, this provided some extra fuel for the Fires of Scummit County.

Then the floods came……the wrath of Daniel………old testament shit….fire.……..and then the exodus occurred.

For the most part, folks have caught on. Iskibc apologized to Pinner, publicly, and so should Dumbass, whom I’ve been told is a real humble guy. Apologizing to Pinner publicly shouldn’t be such a hard thing.
And Ted has never met Pinner, at least that Pinner knows about.

**Mountainman** · 10-04-2003, 02:50 PM

Wow, my slow mind got lost in all of that.

**Endlessseason** · 10-04-2003, 02:53 PM

Same here. That was too complicated for me. All I know is I wasn't any of 'em.

**funkendrenchman** · 10-04-2003, 03:01 PM

Ok, so who was the original Ted Stryker? Was the original an alias or a seperate person? Who are the different people that have been Ted?

**Karl Stall** · 10-04-2003, 03:14 PM

That's some funny shit Ted. Well, winter's on its way and all will be good, at least for those of you who don't live in Missouri.

**Pinner** · 10-04-2003, 03:19 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Stall.

It's been a nightmare on my end.

**Karl Stall** · 10-04-2003, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Pinner

It's been a nightmare on my end.

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Sorry to hear that - hope the situation has improved; the CO maggots need to have solidarity, kinda like the MO maggot.

**Benny Profane** · 10-04-2003, 04:27 PM

I was Enzo Ferrari. And some others, especially one that relates to a K2 ski.

**iceman** · 10-04-2003, 04:34 PM

Yeah, it was obvious after a while that Ted had become a collective. But I'm still in the dark as to who the original Ted is. My only hints are that I believe that Ted lived in CO at some point (perhaps now, I dunno), and that there's not all that many people here who write that cogently and who have a nasty-ass sense of humour (I mean that in a good way, of course). That narrows it down a bit, but not enough for me to figure it out at this point.

Care to fess up, Ted?

**funkendrenchman** · 10-04-2003, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Benny Profane
I was Enzo Ferrari. And some others, especially one that relates to a K2 ski.

Sid ^&*$ING Vicious? I thought that was phUnk.

**iceman** · 10-04-2003, 05:01 PM

I had "a moment of clarity" (I think). Original Ted would be a freeheeling financial type in a yellow helmet, I believe.

**iceman** · 10-04-2003, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by funkendrenchman
Sid ^&*$ING Vicious? I thought that was phUnk.

Geez, I thought it was Seth.

Okay, maybe not.

**jibij** · 10-04-2003, 05:06 PM

i still wanna kick ted's ass.
all of them.

**Sublime** · 10-04-2003, 06:16 PM

I want to know who was sick.bird that CAW! got me laughing every time.

**Benny Profane** · 10-04-2003, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by funkendrenchman
Sid ^&*$ING Vicious? I thought that was phUnk.

Eh, you lika that greasy boy with the bad language? He come to my factory to see the fast cars, but we fisha his face outta the pasta bowl. madone!

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