PSA: Family Guy Tonight

[gincognito]

I know there's lots of fans in here, so you probably already know this, but two shows are airing on Fox tonight. I believe one of them is the previously-censored-and-only-available-on-the-dvd-collection "When You Wish Upon A..." edisode.

SaAaH (and not relying on weather forecasts, not relying on weather forecasts...),
d.

[The Reverend Floater]

--Daddy, what's a blow hole for?
--We'll I'll tell you what it's not for...and that will also explain why daddy's not allowed in Sea World anymore.

[gincognito]

-- You're hogging all the fans.
-- Yeah, well...you're hogging all the ugly!

SaAaH (and brilliant stuff),
d.

[gincognito]

-- Peter, it's 7 o'clock and you still have your pants on. What's the occasion?

SaAaH (and was going to get back to work),
d.

[Raps]

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

.........

Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

.........

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

...........

Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

[The Reverend Floater]

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

Sooooooo classic!