Just came into my cubicle to find me working on my resume.
Just came into my cubicle to find me working on my resume.
Been there, bro. Just tell him you like to keep your resume updated at all times, by habit. That's what I did. It worked out okay...makes 'em nervous but doesn't kick 'em in the groin yet.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
That happened to me once, on a Thursday. I was fired the next afternoon.
I'm sure that won't happen to you, though.
Why are you working on it at work?
I faxed mine from work once and I tell yo what, I was scared shitless. Didn't get caught though.
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
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