Hey Punani

**hardrider** · 12-07-2004, 09:13 AM

I just got waked up by a giant snow plow.

**Cornholio** · 12-07-2004, 09:15 AM

You live in a trailer with no heat, but you have an internet connection?

**basom** · 12-07-2004, 09:16 AM

must be a blackberry

**hardrider** · 12-07-2004, 09:18 AM

Im kinda spoiled, I have full access to a house also. And its been so cold that I have actually been sleeping on the couch, Im not core. But it cost very little dollars.

**Superstar Punani** · 12-07-2004, 09:20 AM

http://www.kirkwood.com/webcam.asp

1-877 KIRKWOOD

only 6" as of 530AM in the early morning. snow throughout the day and windy as fuck. 5000 foot snow levels.

When K-Weed opens up at least you can hit your flat landings without the associated "THWAACK!!!! UGH!!! AHHH FUCK!" sound effects

**hardrider** · 12-07-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Punani

When K-Weed opens up at least you can hit your flat landings without the associated "THWAACK!!!! UGH!!! AHHH FUCK!" sound effects

Thats why I doubt Mr Cane will show this week, its not fun unless it hurts a little.

**Kellie** · 12-07-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Punani

http://www.kirkwood.com/webcam.asp

1-877 KIRKWOOD

only 6" as of 530AM in the early morning. snow throughout the day and windy as fuck. 5000 foot snow levels.

When K-Weed opens up at least you can hit your flat landings without the associated "THWAACK!!!! UGH!!! AHHH FUCK!" sound effects

He says that as if he'd rather be in the city . . . hmmmm.

**hardrider** · 12-07-2004, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Punani

1-877 KIRKWOOD

only 6" as of 530AM in the early morning. snow throughout the day and windy as fuck. 5000 foot snow levels.

:

It hadnt even started snowing here when I went to bed at 1am so 6" sounds aboot right and they are saying that the wind should die down.

**hardrider** · 12-07-2004, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Kellie

He says that as if he'd rather be in the city . . . hmmmm.

No fake boobies up here.

**Superstar Punani** · 12-07-2004, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Kellie

He says that as if he'd rather be in the city . . . hmmmm.

No...these were excerpts from tcohee's report! He said to check again at 8am to see if they're even open, which they won't be because he's saving it for me, 666 , Greydon and Stoney Wall.

**Kellie** · 12-07-2004, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Punani

because he's saving it for me, 666 , Greydon and Stoney Wall.

How the hell did I get left out of that group?!?!

**Superstar Punani** · 12-07-2004, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Kellie

How the hell did I get left out of that group?!?!

We all live near the Castro. You're waaaay over there, a bridge and tunnel away. You and Monster Dump can carpool from the WC

**tcohee** · 12-07-2004, 10:18 AM

THAAAAANKS FOR CALLING KIRKWOOD

WE HAVE UPDATED OUR REPORT FOR THE MORNING OF TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, AT 8:45 AM. THIS IS REPORT NUMBER TWO. IT'S STILL SNOWING AND THE WEATHER HAS PICKED UP. WE EXPECT IT TO GET WORSE AS THE DAY GOES ON. ONCE AGAIN THIS IS UPDATE NUMBER 2. REMEMBER NUMBER 2.

THE ROADS ARE OPEN RIGHT NOW.......I'LL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER FOR CALTRANS...YOU'LL NEED IT THROUGHOUT THE WINTER...IT'S...800-EAT-SHIT...JUST CALL IN AND SAY "88." THEY'LL GIVE YOU ROAD CONDITIONS THEN.

I'VE NOW BEEN TALKING FOR FIVE MINUTES AND HAVEN'T SAID IF THE MOUNTAIN IS OPEN YET. REMEMBER THIS IS REPORT #2.

WE'LL WE'RE OPEN. LIMITED CHAIRS TODAY. MAYBE 5 AND 6, BUT PROBABLY 5 AND 11. WHO KNOWS? THE EVER WORSENING WEATHER MIGHT GIVE US A BREAK. SO COME DOWN AND SKI THE FABULOUS REUT.

REMEMBER THIS IS UPDATE NUMBER 2. I'M GOING TO KEEP TALKING FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES SO BEAR WITH ME...

**Superstar Punani** · 12-07-2004, 10:20 AM

I heart tcohee!

WHOOOOO...DOES....NUMBER....TWO....WORK....FOR?

**skier666** · 12-07-2004, 12:49 PM

Punani loves Wi-fi connections...

He came over last night to pick up a pair of binders and I see him in his truck saying:

"Dude, you've got millions of wi-fi connections right here"....then I said "yeah, I know"....

pretty sweet story huh?

**Kellie** · 12-08-2004, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by Punani

We all live near the Castro. You're waaaay over there, a bridge and tunnel away. You and Monster Dump can carpool from the WC

But you have to pass my house to get to KW via the Greydon Clark superhighway!

You live in the Castro?!?!

**Greydon Clark** · 12-08-2004, 09:59 PM

I love 8,000 foot snow levels.... FUCK!!! Stoneywall, 666 and I are going drinking at the manhole... it will hurt less than this FUCKING WEATHER!!!

**Kellie** · 12-08-2004, 10:00 PM

Are you all out then?

**skier666** · 12-08-2004, 10:07 PM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck......I'm not going now....

Rain, rain, rain, rain............drops are falling

**Greydon Clark** · 12-08-2004, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kellie

Are you all out then?

Yeah, spoke with Anton, Mike, Aussie Sam, Cousin Nick and all of them said it was kind of bad and not worth the drive. Aussie Sam said it was so thick today that he was tailing gunning on 103s.... FUCKING AWESOME! I have a beer in my hand and plan on putting several more into it... I'm so bummed.

**Superstar Punani** · 12-08-2004, 10:15 PM

FUCK THIS FUCKING STORM IN THE FUCKING ASS!!!!!

I felt like I picked the numbers at the lottery, and when I go to claim my prize it's 3 fucking cents.

**Kellie** · 12-08-2004, 10:35 PM

Well, the only redeeming aspect to all this is that I can go to free dinner tomorrow . . . and wear a dress! And, really, who doesn't love to get all dressed up? (answer: me, except for once/yr!)

**slim** · 12-08-2004, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by Kellie

Well, the only redeeming aspect to all this is that I can go to free dinner tomorrow . . . and wear a dress! And, really, who doesn't love to get all dressed up? (answer: me, except for once/yr!)

Hooray for Corporate Holiday Parties!

Everybody needs to quit their bitching. Things could be far worse. You could be in Barstow. Like me.