Bump-fags vs. Jib-homos

[PaSucks]

If the bumps are truely destroying your knees, you either have bad knees anyways, or you can't ski.

[seldon]

P.S. Jibbing destroys edges. Bumps destroy knees. Which costs more to fix?

Plane tickets from LA.

[lax]

I actually do like pounding the bumps.

yea you do


bumps are fun, but there's a point where you can be just too good at them and theyre all the same

rails in general have more variation
-spins onto rails
-spins off
-switch ups
-different types of rails: flat-down, trap, down-flat-down, rollercoaster, c-box, etc.

its a different experience every time, plus you canl look steezy on rails



theres a reason rails are in ski movies and bumps aren't

[Max Gosey]

Plane tickets from LA.

Only till next fall...

And yeah: I was "blessed" with weak joints. Bad wrists and bad knees. Not cool. Gotta stay away from too many bumps. Then again, I also suck on rails, so I guess I should be thankful, since that makes me neither a fag nor a homo.

[shirk]

Bumps win.
http://www.howdydave.com/gif/schmalzlerfranzl.gif

Rails suck.
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/i...cocaineuse.jpg

[seldon]

Only till next fall...

And yeah: I was "blessed" with weak joints. Bad wrists and bad knees. Not cool. Gotta stay away from too many bumps. Then again, I also suck on rails, so I guess I should be thankful, since that makes me neither a fag nor a homo.

Don't worry, you can still be a queef and a JONG.

[Baconzoo]

Thank god nobody is ripping on euro carvers...

The two serious bumpers we have at our ski area are Kenny G and Backseat Jesus, both are dead givaways for their character names. Both are seen under the lifts skiing the rad!

[bad_roo]

The two serious bumpers we have at our ski area are Kenny G and Backseat Jesus!

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000163.jpg
"Lean back. Further back. Put your faith in Backseat Jesus."

[bad_roo]

Wow. There's even a Golfing Jesus.

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000161.jpg

and Jesus the Quarterback (nice Handoff, J)
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000157.jpg

BUT WHERE'S RAILSLIDE JESUS EH? THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION???

[truth]

Damn Roo! How did you link those pics?

[bad_roo]

I invoked Satanic hotlinking skillz. (View Source and the append the filename to the web address in the address bar).

[Svengali]

I'm with raps and bcrider! I'll stick to ripping the big mountain lines
Up here in the Chugach, bumpfags or jib-homo's are the same, We call em Tourists!

[schuss]

Now THIS is a backseat jesus.
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000161.jpg

[Dexter Rutecki]

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000157.jpg

Ha, Jesus is narrowly avoiding being sacked by a small child. Who woulda thunk it.
He probably likes to throw twister/spreads, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Baconzoo]

When our local Jesus pulls into the parking lot of the Depot Pub, the employees rush to put on one of two songs for his entrance to the bar...
"Personal Jesus" or "Jesus is just alright with me" it's hilarious!

[basom]

When our local Jesus pulls into the parking lot of the Depot Pub, the employees rush to put on one of two songs for his entrance to the bar...
"Personal Jesus" or "Jesus is just alright with me" it's hilarious!

can you please film and post this. sounds pricless.

[Keoni]

Depends how good the shit is and what kinda night I'm going for. Bumps and rails each have a place and time.

Rock skiing and base jumping are more of a rush.

[Greydon Clark]

While SP is wiggling down the zipper lines in his pink one piece, Tyrone, 666, and I will be in the BC blazing mad weed and building a massive booter. Backcountry jibbin’ is still jibbin’… fuck off.

[Keoni]

Now THIS is a backseat jesus.
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christ...rs/3000161.jpg

Looks more like backdoor Jesus to me