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Thread: WWMD? Question? (NSR)

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    WWMD? Question? (NSR)

    Alright so I got a little dilemma.

    Got this cutie I have been talking to and she seems really cool. So I give her a call last night and she's driving in her truck and I keep hearing these intersting noises in the background of the conversation and eventually I figure out the're freakin' CARTOONS!

    So I am a little freaked out by this cause she is either a 25y/o cutie who likes cartoons enough to play them in her car (which would be odd) or shes got a kid.

    So eventually shes like "Oh I can't go with you to the game tomorrow because of (Insert childs name)." Then she says "Oh! Didn't I tell you I had a child?" Like it was somekind of afterthought. I am thinking HELL NO! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A KID!

    So this presents a problem because she is hot enough to take out even with the kid. But here is the catch...She is roomates with one of the girls that works with me (I asked her about her friend and she forgot to mention the kid too...sure!) but now that I know she has a kid if I bail I am basically a total prick and everyone knows it.

    So I need some help here mags. WWMD?
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    I would pinch her pudendum.

    Hope that helps.

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    Phunk you always help a brotha. Even if its just makin' me laugh.
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    This cannot be answered without















    pictures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    This cannot be answered without
    pictures!
    We had a dig cam at the party let me see if shes in some shots.
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    take her out when she can get out sans kid. See how it goes, don't be over judgemental. Moms like to have fun too. Take it one step at a time. I have a few buds that have dated ladies with kids (not mine) and it has worked out.

    and to understate the obvious, she puts out.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    whats wrang with kids?

    its not like you are gong to merry her.

    or maybe you are.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle
    Moms like to have fun too.
    Often times more than non-moms, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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    no dice on the pics.
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    Wink

    Post pics but...you're probably still a total prick.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
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    You're getting way ahead of yourself. If she's cute and she likes you, go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    ...you're probably still a total prick.
    Ha! Rev you funny.
    "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    You're getting way ahead of yourself. If she's cute and she likes you, go for it.

    or if you are basom: she likes you, go for it.

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    You're already a prick for even asking.

    Just ask her out.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    or if you are basom: she's breathing, go for it.

    ...................

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    Just show her your avatar. That'll probably get you out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    or if you are basom: it likes you, go for it.












    small nuts, extra salt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    or if you are basom: it's passed out, go for it.
    ten characters go here

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    I married a girl with 2 kids. Best move I ever made. Life for mrw is very good.

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    Two possibilities:

    1. She is probably afraid you'll ditch her because of the kid so she will not want to bring her kid around so she doesn't scare you away. So you get to date her without having to deal with a kid. a lot of girls are super protective of their kids and wont even tell their kids they are dating someone much less have you hanging around them. She has to be with her kid all the time, so the time she spends with you will be off the heeezy fo sheeezy.

    2. she needs money cause her babydaddy aint worth a shit. (which probably isn't the case if her kid is watching cartoons in the car.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    or if you are basom: she's inflatable, go for it.

    ..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver
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    Speechless, eh?

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    Just go with the Jay and Silent Bob answer: You know she'll put out, go for it!
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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