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  1. #1
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    New JONG...sort of...

    Hey everyone,

    Just wanted to introduce myself. I've been a member for a while but haven't had many posts. Don't worry...i fully know not to sell skis in tech talk, ask for a lot of money on items posted on the site, ask about spatulas, bro's, LP's, etc without doing a "Search", use JONG on someone else (since I deserve it myself), post threads about ebay items that aren't mine (don't want to have the referee paged), or be some new guy jackass. So anyway, I'm on the east coast and look forward to being a more active participant on the board. By the way...who else on the east coast has Bro's coming to them?

  2. #2
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    Welcome

    From one JONG to another, "Welcome!" and thanks for agreeing not to post "stupid shit." No one EVER does that here!
    "Shhhh! I hear a snowflake!"

  3. #3
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    Welcome new guy.
    "When restraint and courtesy are added to strength, the latter becomes irresistible."
    Mohandas Gandhi

  4. #4
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    Hey new guy! I assume you know the drill?

  5. #5
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    Building a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    Hey new guy! I assume you know the drill?

    Honestly, the dude comes in all high and mighty like he knows what's going on and yet doesn't post ONE naked picture of his sister.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

  6. #6
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    Yeah really, what an asshole.
    Looking California, feeling Minnesota.

  7. #7
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    Welcome fellow jong!!

  8. #8
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    hey there, another jong here to welcome you to the board....
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.

  9. #9
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    and yet, no mention of bukkake death from above or fear of having a pigeon regurgitiated directly down your throat. fearless jong.

  10. #10
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    Welcome fellow jong. Watch out for fearsome bukkake whelk death spew from above, but otherwise this place is alright.

  11. #11
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    I have a feeling all these jongs will disappear when telemarktips gets back up.

  12. #12
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    Was UT, AK, now MT
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    I have a feeling all these jongs will disappear when telemarktips gets back up.
    Interesting and insightful observation. Never thought of that. But 'they' are jonesing. Always good to have a backup.

  13. #13
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    Kinda funny how all of the "JONG'S" come out when this one guy posts

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