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Thread: Maybe that coffee maker I just put in my office was a bad idea....

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    Talking Maybe that coffee maker I just put in my office was a bad idea....

    ................cause I am bouncing off the fucking walls here!!!! It smells so good I just keep drinking it.

    I can't control myself.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Drink Coffee!
    It makes you do stupid things twice as fast!

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    There is nothing better than a really good cup of coffee as you watch the sun rise and/or snowflakes fall on a cold winter's morn. Mmm mmm, bitch!

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    The bad thing about drinking a lot of coffee at work is you have to pee constantly...or is that a good thing--I'm not sure.

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    If you have to pee constantly, add up your bathroom time at the end of the week. Then figure out how much they are paying you to piss
    "Hurry up and finish your wine so we can go get us some milkshakes"

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    Search for "coffee is good, but only when taken anally" for a solid hour of entertainment.

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