a friday haiku
it is now one twenty two
I drank too much brew
class in the morning
but I will probably skip
at least the second
then I will go ski
the mighty mississippi
or near there any way
railsI will then slide
til I bust up my side
Minnesota sucks
home I will then come
a birthday party is here
my roommate is queer
more beer I will drink
probably raise a big stink
maybe pukein sink
or maybe I won't
I might ride in a big boat
hopefully I float
time now for my bed
I feel fuced up in my head
who knows what I said.
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Thread: a friday haiku
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12-03-2004, 01:31 AM #1
drowning
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a friday haiku
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12-03-2004, 08:17 AM #2
have not
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saw movie "sideways"
hey, let's drink a mess of wine!
brain no worky now
work shitting on me
eight hours til my freedom
load jeep, big joints, stowe
my haiku are weak
crashnburned's masterpieces
show drunk haiku skillsLast edited by mildbill.; 12-03-2004 at 08:20 AM. Reason: a;lkjfas
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12-03-2004, 09:44 AM #3
Banned
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Utah in eight days
I hope it dumps huge all week
Every day on Spats
Want snow in N.J.
Warm and dry making me mad
Utah, saving grace
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12-03-2004, 09:46 AM #4
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Several dumptrucks
Bringing frozen ice rink chips
At least rail sessionsWe've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca
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12-03-2004, 09:47 AM #5
drowning
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not so much my friend
Originally Posted by mildbill.
my skills are pretty damn weak
time for classes now
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12-03-2004, 10:48 AM #6
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crazy friday work
trying to get out of here
vacation next week
no skiing for me
i'm off to japan where my
little brother waits
he's getting married
to a great girl who he loves
i am the best man
shiro maguro
sake, sapporo and oh
yes karaoke!to all my friends, it's not the end
the earth has not swallowed me yet
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12-03-2004, 10:51 AM #7
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snow so fucking deep
all last weekend long dear lord
soon to start again
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12-03-2004, 10:58 AM #8
mouthbreather
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the trunk is loaded
two sets of skis, golf clubs, weed
out of here real soonfine
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12-03-2004, 11:59 AM #9
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a bluebird pow-day
in my head for sure today
kickers based with hay
but only a dream
so tragic it surely seems
makes me want to scream"I smell varmint puntang."
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12-03-2004, 05:47 PM #10
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a few hours to ski
still soft snow to be found here
nooks,crannies, abound
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12-03-2004, 06:32 PM #11
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Boobs, Buts and Knees baby
You are all I squeeze, and tease
Ripping off Steve Dallas today.
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12-03-2004, 06:36 PM #12
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for christmas a gift Originally Posted by Odin
"A wish for wings that work" yeah
best book ever made
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12-03-2004, 08:54 PM #13
sweatin' to the oldies
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A trunk loaded with weed? Lovely. Originally Posted by tuffy109
i pray to you now
oh lord of the sierras
will you dump on me?
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